Sunday, February 02, 2014

If we win, there will be a Seattle riot.

And a Seattle riot is a terrible thing to behold. Not like The Battle in Seattle during the WTO in '99. No, those were anarchists from Eugene, Or who came to fight. A Seattle riot is a different animal. People will toss their venti and grande sized Starbucks cups into the gutter instead of a recycle bin. Drivers will honk their horns more than twice! They may even fail to stop completely at 4-way stops. Tsk tsk. Some scallywags have even suggled plastic shopping bags into town and are using them at some stores. Pepole will yell loudly after midnight. It is even rumored that some radicals might drink Budweiser instead of one of our great Pacific Northwest ales or IPAs! Awful. I was going to go downtown but, on consideration, I will just stay in my neighborhood and hope for the best!


Yeah, right. GO HAWKS!

5 comments:

Haverwilde said...

Considering that this is the year of the Horse, I thought the big game would be different. The Broncos can still run away with it. All they need is 37 points in the next quarter of play.

Rickvid in Seattle said...

Let's start a riot
Start a riot

jim marquis said...

Well, there were fireworks in my neighborhood last night. But out here in Snohomish county, we light them up if somebody gets a promotion at work...

Foxy Wizard said...

Jim, that was pretty funny.

jim marquis said...

Thanks, Foxy!