Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Dear President Obama:
I am one of the oft-referenced 'middle class' folks that you politicians are constantly claiming you are going to help out. You know, those of us that have enough to get all our bills paid, but since we pay all our bills we don't have much left after that.
We had too much money to get a free ride to college, but not enough money to dig ourselves out of that student loan debt.
We have good enough jobs to have health care, but we have to pay into it so that takes up the little that is left over after we pay our student loans.
We have enough money to have to buy all our own milk, cheese and food in general. But food has gotten so expensive that after student loans, health insurance and grocery shopping...we are pretty much tapped out.
So, since we didn't get the free ride to college, and we don't qualify for MedicAid, and we don't get food stamps (Hell, we can't even partake in the Obama-phones!)...
And, since it's our money that is providing all these things to people other than ourselves...
We have nothing left.
So, I got to thinking... Since I saved you $80K on college, tons on Medicaid, even more in food stamps and even forfeiting my Obama phone... I want a deck. It's a simple request. Actually, how about just some Obama Wood to make the deck. Because of your policies, we have no money to go out and this way we can enjoy ourselves at home. We have no money to eat out...so we can BBQ on the deck. We don't have money to send our kids to camps to keep them busy over the summer...so they can hang with their friends on the deck.
So, what do you say...can I expect my delivery of Obama Wood?
P.S. This is dedicated to all my Republican friends that have been slowly slipping into the "I gotta get mine too" mindset. I don't care if they're all doing it. It's wrong.