Monday, July 22, 2013

Always Love to Hear Bill Whittle's Take on Things...



My 14 year old knew all about this...I had never heard of it...

From Urban Dictionary: Lean

To create Lean, a popular drink originated from Houston Texas, you require the following for the original formula:

-Promethazine w/Codeine VC <- Sizzurp (active ingredient) -Original Sprite Soda <- Mixing ingredient (although different flavors of sprite are now used, such as sprite remix) -Jolly rancher candy <- Flavor additive Put it all in a styrofoam cup and enjoy. The codeine is mainly responsible for the euphoric feeling after drinking lean. Promethazine causes motor skill impairment, lethargy, extreme drowsiness, as well as a disassociative feeling from all other parts of the body, specifically the stomach and digestive system. If it doesn't have promethazine w/ Codeine, it isn't real sizzurp. The mixed drink combination known as "lean", is normally the color purple, due the added ingredient sizzurp, which is originally a dark purple syrup. There are other colors of sizzurp which can be added to create lean, but the purple is the true sizurp Lean does not contain ANY form of alcohol, crushed pills, or other liquids in general. Dat lean got my thoed.

Dat lean got my swervin.

"Mayne... hol' up... I got too much lean in my cup..." -Quoted from a popular song found in the south
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11 comments:

Haverwilde said...

Whittle is powerful as usual.

Foxy Wizard said...

Yeah, lean was responsible for Gulf Coast Hip Hop, according to my step-daughter. Life occurs at a certain speed on lean, she said, and that accounted for the music. Of course, add bars to the mix, and alcohol, and soon you have teenagers dying. Seen two of those.

Foxy Wizard said...

Bars meaning Xanax. Oh, and it has been three dead, not two.

Zelda said...

Why do I actually want to try this?

Foxy Wizard said...

Cuz you wanna write Hip Hop?

Zelda said...

I can rap with the best of them. And my daughter is writing libertarian themed rap. Cutest thing you've ever heard.

Foxy Wizard said...

Randsta Rap?

Foxy Wizard said...

(It's bad. I know)

Zelda said...

Haha! Terrible. As are her rapping skills. Good lyrics, but someone else needs to sing them.

Anonymous said...

Liked that...

elspeth said...

I used to listen to Bill Whittle. Now I listen to Mike Zullo.