Friday, March 22, 2013
MMGWTWDTPAKUA! Freezing us.
Yes, Man Made Glowball Warmening That Will Destroy The Planet And Kill Us All! (MMGWTWDTPAKUA!) has stuck here in Seattle! We. Are. Gonna. DIE! From all the heat trapped on the ground by the blanket of extreme CO2 emissions from humans! It is our fault and we deserve to die. Algore tells us so with a new call for carbon taxes. World governments will take that money and wisely invest it in green energy companies that will get us off of anything that emits CO2. Just as BHO has done for us under his wise guidance and leadership. We are so blessed (in a totally non religious and properly secular sort of way) to have his wisdom guiding our lives to such a brave new world where nothing emits CO2. Now, I gotta go stoke up the furnace; it's friggin' cold in this house.