Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Funny, 'Cause It's True.

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Rickvid in Seattle said...

You, you dare to say that? Look, you, you will do as we say! You WILL submit! You WILL obey! WE KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR YOU! How dare you think any one person has any idea what is best for themselves? The Collective will decide, and you will do as you are told! Or else.

Anonymous said...

Rickvid,
So I guess you are pro-choice?

Anonymous said...

...when it comes to abortion?

Haverwilde said...

Well, I am pro-choice at least during the first half of pregnancy or to save the life of the mother any time.
I realize I am probably a minority on this site; but it fits with my libertarian/classical liberal orientation.

free0352 said...

I would say abortion is a civil rights issue. But it seems to me the only choice liberals support is the right for a man to marry another man and the choice to kill someone who isn't born yet.

free0352 said...

When I saw this, I was like "That is so Nate."

Anonymous said...

free- the only choice republicans support is the right for someone to murder someone simply for wearing a hoodie.

People are dying every minute from obesity, so clearly Americans are eating whatever garbage they want.

Light bulbs is a Bush agenda, not Obama, it was passed when BUSH was in office.

Ps keep buying those big gulps!

Zelda said...

I am pro-choice except when it comes to abortion because I don't think killing is a matter of choice. It's not that difficult.

CrabbyOldMan said...

I have said many times that I strongly oppose homosexual "marriage" and have explained why.
I have said many times that I strongly support a woman having the sole authority to decide whether or not she will have an abortion and have explained why.
I have said many times that I think legalizing marijuana (let alone other "recreational" drugs) to be horrible public policy and have explained why.
I have said many times that I strongly oppose both the welfare state and the nanny state and have explained why.
I have said many times that I strongly support having a criminal justice system way less lenient than the one we have and have explained why.
I have said many times that I strongly support our adopting the British system of looser pays all in civil courts and explained why.
I have said many times that I support a foreign policy that boils down to “we can be your best friend or your worst enemy, you decide which", together with a military strong enough to make that policy credible, and have explained why.
I have said many times that I support a federal system of government having the smallest and least expensive as practical central government, and have explained why.
I think that I am an agnostic, in that I don’t have an answer for “well, what caused the big bang” but am disdainful of the religious myths based in magic (the immaculate conception for example). I consider myself to be in the secular camp. That said, those who claim that a manger scene in the public park, for example, is somehow offensive ought to be beaten to pulp since they won’t allow us to ignore them.
AM I A LIBERAL OR A CONSERVATIVE OR A LIBERTARIAN OR AN INDEPENDENT?

Haverwilde said...

I think we have all seen those 3 or 4 year old kids who throw a tantrum, usually in a very public place.

Their actions scream "I WANT ATTENTION!"
So it is also obvious that Anonymous just never got beyond that stage of development.

His comment;
"free- the only choice republicans support is the right for someone to murder someone simply for wearing a hoodie"
is such a transparent attempt at getting attention. It is humorous.
So question: If we give (Nate/Anonymous/Immature child) attention does it reinforce his lying, straw man creating immature behavior, or not?

Rickvid in Seattle said...

So, anonynate, or whatever, you concur that Dems desire to tell us how to live the best life they think we should have, and should use the power of the state to enforce their personal rules on us. Good, glad to clear that up.

As for abortion, it is utterly disengenuous to use language that makes the unborn into something that is personally "owned" in the same way that a person "owns" limbs, hair, skin, or bones. If a person wants an amputation just for shits and giggles, it is unlawful and any doctor performing such is commiting malfeasance. However, unborn babies are inarguably distinct from the mother, even before viability. So, no, for the most part I am not "pro-choice" about that any more than I am about owning slaves. Hey, if you don't like abortion/slavery, don't have/own one! The comparison is pretty close, in my view.

Rickvid in Seattle said...

Murder anyone wearing a hoodie. What an idiot's dribble that line is. Really, you want to own that one?

People are eating whatever they want, unless it is in places like NYC where Bloomers has his list. You know it is overstepping for him to just up and ban all that stuff.

Light bulbs? Yep, came from Bush. It was bullshit then, and still is. But who really supports it? Dems and likeminded statists.

We will submit. We will obey. Or not.

Anonymous said...

Haverwilde, this didn't get your attention? No one is throwing a tantrum but you and your ilk.

"But it seems to me the only choice liberals support is the right for a man to marry another man and the choice to kill someone who isn't born yet."

Rickvid:
"Dems desire to tell us how to live the best life they think we should have, and should use the power of the state to enforce their personal rules on us. Good, glad to clear that up." Well, someone has to save you from yourselves, and the planet as well.

Democrats pray everyday that the Right will care about the rest of humanity the way they pretend to care about the unborn. If this were the case Bush wouldn't have murdered thousands of innocents, the born and unborn.

Please spare us all you "pro-lifers" who can't get enough of war.

Also, if your favorite store Wal-Mart paid a decent wage their employees wouldn't have to depend on YOU to subsidize them.

Oh, is that why the restaurants are so good in NYC? Because Bloomberg has banned all the trans-crappy fats?

A perfect Republican world would be where we could eat in restaurants thick with smoke while we try to choke down are chemically saturated fatty foods filled with high-fructose corn syrup so we can then waddle out into the streets to breathe in more toxins because there would be no regulation on emissions. Wall-E must seem like a dream to you people.

CrabbyOldMan said...

My God Enemas! You have to be the most delusional of all the out to lunch crowd.

Anonymous said...

Hi. I vote republican because I don't know how to think so I have to listen to the announcer in the little box that I turn on each day to get my marching orders. I don't even know that there are plastic bags, that taxpayers subsidize Wal-Mart's workers who aren't paid very well so they usually need food stamps and housing assistance. That's okay as long as there's no big bad unions around to bother me and the nice corporate fellas who want to pay low wages. I like the not getting paid very much part and no benefits. I still don't realize, even though the average size of an american tells me otherwise, there are a billion food choices, and I certainly don't notice that you can buy the same light bulbs you always have been able to. I don't know any of this cuz the little box told me what I should think. It's easier than figuring things out for myself by getting out of my house and looking around.

Haverwilde said...

No question about it, Anon is just another attention getting asshole. And the more attention we give him the more he responds with his gibberish.

Zelda said...

Oh spare me all the anti-war hysterics who can't kill enough babies. Rbb and logic do not reside in the same house.

Anonymous said...

Zelda: You absolutely do not care about babies. Who are you trying to kid?

Poor Haverwilde: Simply pointing out that republican talking points never make sense.

Proof said...

Good thing we at least have choice over how many gallons our toilets will hold! (If we move to Canada)

free0352 said...

Paul has finally just given up coming up with new names.

As for shooting people wearing hoodies. I thought it was because he was black? Make up your mind!

Fearthuinn min an Saille said...

I'm very pro-choice, even down to skim or whole or raw. But I also believe in owning the consequences of those choices, whether you whine and bitch about them or not. Which is something neither party enjoys keeping their trap shut on. But that makes for awesome reality tv.

Bob said...

Linked here: http://bobagard.blogspot.com/2013/03/pro-choice-except-for.html

CrabbyOldMan said...

Enemas: When Haverwilde says that your posts are "gibberish", he is being kind.
I can't think of anyone else who could take as much space to say so little. Of that little, none is ever a logical conclusion from actual facts.
I agree with Haverwilde. You are on of those dolts, clods and imbeciles who should be completely ignored.

Anonymous said...

...And we all know that COM never talks "gibberish"... when do you ever come to a logical conclusion based on facts? You are the KING of jabberwocky!

I guess I can start pretending that plastic bags don't harm the environment and that Wal-Mart doesn't destroy towns while enslaving their employees and that Monsanto deserves to be protected and that you can never have too many guns and that Coca-cola is my friend but I read too much, something you might try doing. Get up, turn off FAUX and read something.

Zelda said...
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Zelda said...

I guess someone who thinks killing babies is a legitimate choice would miss the irony in complaining about plastic bags.

Oh, and stop reading leftwing rags and pay attention. Obama just signed the Monsanto Protection Act. So while his wife distracts you with her Easter egg hunt turned exercise program, and everyone else waves their rainbow flags, Obama sells you out and laughs. And you drones can't even complain because you're scared his thugs will call you racist.

Anonymous said...

Zelda,
are you referring to yourself when you talk about the killing of babies? I'm sure you had no problem seeing babies bombed in Baghdad. I guess it always depends on which babies we are killing.

I'm well aware of the Monsanto Protection Act, IDIOT, and it is probably something you agree with Obama about.

I'm trying to recall something, anything that Laura Bush did that was worthwhile, oh yeah, she gave us her favorite recipe for Tex-Mex.

You are the moron who is not paying attention, since the Bush-Cheney crime family regime obviously completely sold you out.

Maybe you and your chubby family should take some of Michelle Obama's advice.

Rickvid in Seattle said...

Cripes, Non,you've hit just about every dim witted blithering spew point there is! Good work, boy. Keep the jibbering coming. It is pretty entertaining.

Anonymous said...

Good, here's some more entertainment for you. Zelda thinks that because abortion exists we should ignore everything else in the world. Corporations want to pollute our food and water, no problem. Kids and (yes babies!) go hungry everyday in this country but it's ok to cut all funding for them because once they are born, who cares?

I know I'm not speaking as clearly and as rationally as COM but hey, I try.

Anonymous said...

Hey Rickvid: Nothing was more entertaining than learning that a man wrote what appeared to be written by a girl. You may want to rethink your writing style.

Anonymous said...

Crabs: Didn't you say the same thing on a different post? Can't think of any new words to use? No new thoughts? Aaawww.

Anonymous said...

Is "gibberish" the word of the day, possibly the week or longer? How long does it take for you all to decide on the word you are going to repeat? Each person repeating the same word in every posting? Who decides which word is going to be used all day? Or does it spread like a disease?

Zelda said...

I'm sure you had no problem seeing babies bombed in Baghdad. I guess it always depends on which babies we are killing.

You're weird and horrible people, you Lefty drones. You want abortion on demand without any further deliberation and you couldn't care less about the babies Obama bombs when he helps terrorists take over governments. No. The only babies you care about are the ones who get it while we are trying to kill actual murderers and torturers and dictators. Suddenly it's about baby murder.

I'm well aware of the Monsanto Protection Act, IDIOT, and it is probably something you agree with Obama about.

Ha! You are only aware because I told you. Be honest. You would eat anything Obama told you as long as you can keep killing babies.

I'm trying to recall something, anything that Laura Bush did that was worthwhile, oh yeah, she gave us her favorite recipe for Tex-Mex.

Who cares? Thunder thighs needs to mind her own business and quit pretending she gives a shit about children.

You are the moron who is not paying attention, since the Bush-Cheney crime family regime obviously completely sold you out.

Oh please. They didn't operate in secret. I either agreed with them or I didn't. Have fun eating your Obama approved penis fruit from Monsanto.

Maybe you and your chubby family should take some of Michelle Obama's advice.

Stop projecting. I'm sure your fat ass is lapping up every word she says, but my family is active, healthy, and doesn't need advice from cellulite covered morons like you or Shelly O.

Anonymous said...

Why would you righties be against drones, you love killing.

As a democrat I don't have to blindly agree with everything Obama does, as you and your cronies did with Bush. YOU be honest, you are all for protecting Monsanto, that is right up your alley.

I forgot that Laura Bush tried to get everyone to read, which is ironic, since her own husband can't.

Democrats realize that you are all so jealous of the Obamas you can hardly stand it.

You must have cellulite or you wouldn't feel so threatened by Michelle Obama....

Zelda said...

Why would you righties be against drones, you love killing.

That sounds really stupid coming from an abortion lover.

As a democrat I don't have to blindly agree with everything Obama does, as you and your cronies did with Bush. YOU be honest, you are all for protecting Monsanto, that is right up your alley.

Of course you don't. But you do anyway because you're mindless baby killers.

YOU be honest, you are all for protecting Monsanto, that is right up your alley.

The the guy you voted for shoving the penis fruit down your throat and you're going to take it like a bitch because you want to keep killing babies. Don't try to blame anyone else for this. You voted for him and he played you but good. And you're far too stupid to know it.

Democrats realize that you are all so jealous of the Obamas you can hardly stand it.

You say as you scarf down your Obama approved tonguebroccoli.

You must have cellulite or you wouldn't feel so threatened by Michelle Obama....

You know nothing, Porky. Michelle Obama is a fat, hypocritical cow. She can lumber around doing all the jumping jacks her fat ass can handle. The only people who care are lard asses like you who need the government to change their diapers.

Haverwilde said...

I told you.
The idiot craves attention. Quit responding to his idiocy.

Zelda said...

I know, but it's fun to make them mad.

Anonymous said...

Zelda, Queen of BS: no one is ever mad at mentally challenged people like yourself. It sounds like you may be the one who is upset, anxious, mad. Is all the sugar you are consuming making you nervous and really, really angry? Calling Michelle Obama, a trim, fit women by any standards, a fat cow means you were looking into the mirror as you wrote your comment and got confused. Don't worry she won't pry the sugar bowl from your cold dead hands when the diabetes finally does it trick.

You are also upset because you want to call others baby killers, but everyone is in on the republican hypocrisy of salivating over the dropping of bombs on babies and pregnant women (especially if they have brown skin) and then protesting in front of an abortion clinic just so you can get a free cup of cocoa and hold a sign. It helps you feel important for some reason. And, of course, stand shoulder to shoulder with the lame, women-hating men who have caused many abortions to occur. No one believes you care about babies!

Why do republican women (and men) like to talk about democratic politicians male penises so much? Why not keep your fantasies to yourselves? I guess your spouses aren't helping you out much in the love-life department. You have a lot in common with Lynn Cheney who was always on television in the '90s talking about Bill Clinton's.

If you have children, gasp, are they seeing the foul language you use? Or are you like a or actually are a klansmen (women) who likes to teach her young'uns early about hatred? Let me guess, they are the school bullies.

Anonymous said...

Zelda: I'm worried about your blood pressure. You better take Haverwilde's advice. He had to finally bow out. I don't think your blood pressure can take much more. I know who you are talking with and calling porky. She is blonde, thin and gorgeous. In other words, the polar opposite of you. How can you talk about weight when you know today you are headed for the nearest Sam's Club to get a massive-size tray of hydrogenated oils and preservatives to feed yourself and loved(&) ones? Did it ever occur to you that this type of food is contributing to your anger issues?

free0352 said...

What's with the language police? I'm offended at your pussy wimp language. Grow a pair.

Anonymous said...

free- really, is that all you can come up with?

Zelda said...

Hahahahaha! Two posts in a row! And Fat Welfare Baby-Killer is worrying about other's blood pressure. You don't need to worry, Fatty.

You are also upset because you want to call others baby killers, but everyone is in on the republican hypocrisy of salivating over the dropping of bombs on babies and pregnant women (especially if they have brown skin)

You are baby killers. Abortion kills more brown babies than anything else. Abortion also kills more female babies than anything else. And Obama is bombing babies with abandon (drone strike anyone?) So stop being a moron and just admit that you don't actually give a shit about children or pregnant women or anyone else but your big, fat, selfish, government dependent lard ass. The less babies there are, the more there is for you, you selfish pig.

She is blonde, thin and gorgeous.

Third person, huh? You're fat, grey and retarded. Why else do you want the government to do everything for you?

If you have children, gasp, are they seeing the foul language you use?

And again, missing the irony of complaining about foul language while supporting baby murder. You baby killers are ugly, stupid people.

Fearthuinn min an Saille said...

*facepalm*

Wow, I need to go read some more Marcus Aurelius, because I think my IQ just dropped about 60 pts.

What's going on almost reminds me of the OWS protests, who were bitching about the 1% on material items created by said 1% and bitching about the fact that said material items weren't given to them for free, because they deserved them.

Zelda said...

Oh duh! It's chessmom. I can't believe she's stalking again. It's been a few years. Get ready for some fun. She makes Nate look rational and intelligent.

Haverwilde said...

Come on Zelda,
Nothing can make Nate look rational. I know you exaggerate to make a point. But there are limits, and you have exceeded credibility with that one.

Zelda said...

I'm telling the truth. Don't underestimate her stupidity.

CrabbyOldMan said...

Now THAT's entertainment!
I read that part of the support for Bedlam lunatic asylum circa 1800 was derived from charging the public a small admission fee to taunt the inmates.
I thought that was just terrible until I became acquainted with Enemas.

Anonymous said...

Zelda, Queen of the BS: sounds like someone's jealous. You really think there is only one thin blonde women in the world and you know who she is? The word myopic comes to mind every time I read one of your comments. I still can't get over you and the other two stooges talking about people's intelligence. You are all on this site daily writing some of the most inane, boorish comments to each other and in some instances using decidedly racist comments; not to mention inaccurate ones.

Again, are you teaching your kids to hate the US government and to use incredibly foul language? Come on, confess. You are in the Klan, aren't you?

Anonymous said...

"Rational and intelligent" what the BS #1 stalker longs to be.

free0352 said...

Zelda.

If you weren't married.

CrabbyOldMan said...

Enemas is really coming unglued. Zelda, you just have to stop taunting that particular inmate or he will end up in a strait jacket.

Hoss said...

"...dropping of bombs on babies and pregnant women (especially if they have brown skin)"

That's some awesomely profound irony coming from the party of Margaret Sanger. Goes along with their hatred of WalMart - which just so happens to do wonders to help the democrat taker-base get by. Don't get stuck on stupid, dumbass.

Anonymous said...

Hey Hoss, Are you related to Crabs? Can you people not come up with original phrasing? You do know someone has already used the not-to-clever "stuck on" phrase? I can see where it would fit you. It's short and dumb like you. You are the people who just want people to "get by". You like your tiny paycheck don't' you, yes you do. Your just slavish for the wealthy republicans who wouldn't let you within two feet of their front yards. Now, don't tell me you are a cowpoke. Did you get your name from Bonanza? Try some originality for once. Are you another "conservative" like GW Bush who has driven his women to abortion clinics and now is pretending to be against abortion?

CrabbyOldMan said...

Hoss: Isn't it something to have Enemas criticize anyone else?
I don't remember any of Enemas's comments ever having substance, but he can quickly educate us about important matters such as the "stuck on" phrase.
I certainly feel intimidated. What about you?

Anonymous said...

Crabs: I doubt you have ever been educated on any subject. Why would you feel intimidated? You're in your barricaded trailer on your computer. No doubt you have your gun on your lap. Don't shoot yourself now when you get up to get another beer. Haven't you had enough already? Oh, well, it is the only exercise you get.

Do you really, honestly and truly believe that the sentences (I use this word loosely) you and the other government subversives, militia men and Klansmen on this site are writing are substantive comments? Again, don't drink so much, okay? And don't let the paranoia get to you. The government isn't coming after you. At least not today. Maybe when you don't file your income taxes again. Then maybe. I'm sorry. You probably don't make enough to pay taxes.

Above all, don't copy what I have said. Use a thesaurus and a dictionary for once.

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Zelda said...

The crazy runs deep and long and flower patterned in chessmom. Has she mentioned how we're all just jealous of how cool it is that Obama has an ipod?

Anonymous said...

...and the fact that he knows how to use an ipad, something George and Mittens could never quite grasp. They like the idea of bayonets though.

CrabbyOldMan said...

I posted this under “Actually Balance the Budget?!” at 3:16 PM:

I am starting to wonder if Enemas is a plant from some conservative organization.
Enemas’ comments are what one would expect in a conservative caricature of a leftist.

Red Neck Reactionary said...

I wonder, what is more difficult to master: the use of an IPad, or the operation of a fighter jet, or the ability to take a bankrupt firm and turn it into a billion dollar business?

I assume Nate/Anon/Chess etc. would say that the IPad is the most difficult. It was really, really hard for them to work it. It takes a superman like Obama to figure it out. /sarcasm

Anonymous said...

Red: Wait. Oh. My. God. You are not suggesting that the AWOL-daddy-get-me-into-the-Air-National-Guard-because-I'm-a-coward GWBush (also known as I'm-not-going-to-show-up-because-I'm-a-boozer GWBush) that that GWBush knows how to or was teachable about how to fly a jet aircraft? I thought I had read every stupid comment you righties could think to write, but you, Red, have taken the prize. You do know that he cannot fly an airplane, don't you?

Please tell me you do not think GWBush--who was handed every business he ever drove into the ground even with the money from his father's cohorts in crime--ever turned a business into a billion dollar one. I cannot believe my eyes. You do know that every business he ever had was set up for him? Is this your idea of success?

Also, we all know George cannot use anything as complicated as an IPad, he can barely read (ask Laura). I'm sure he has NEVER used a computer of any kind.

CrabbyOldMan said...

Enemas!
I urge you to meet with Nurse Ratched and talk about your meds.
I think some dosage adjustments might be necessary.

Anonymous said...

Crabs: (I call you crabs because I'm pretty sure you have them.) You really need to not say the same things over and over again. Oh, you probably don't realize your doing that. That's sad for you. All the more reason you better be careful with your guns. People with memory problems shouldn't be handling firearms.

Anonymous said...

Zelda, Queen of BS: Don't you have a Klan meeting tonight?

Zelda said...

Nope. You?

Anonymous said...

So, is it tomorrow night? Do you have your sheets ready? That is nice that they don't have to be form fitting.

Zelda said...

How would I know? I like brown babies and I don't want them killed. But just because you can fit your government fed lard ass into their sheets doesn't mean you should.

Anonymous said...

Zelda, Queen of the BS: You are like Crabs. You just don't have an original bone in your body. Like I said, don't try to say chiropractors don't take Medicare/Medicaid. So, who is really living off of the government?

Anonymous said...

Yes, Queen of BS, we all know how much you hate abortion. We also know that when the father leaves and the mother is left to raise her child on her own you could really care less. You would never take her side in a court of law...you actually despise and make fun of these women, and their children.

Hoss said...

Wow, chessmom, I totally forgot about her. Evidently they finally let that crazy bitch out of the loony bin. And who worries about clever phrasing when you have something that so completely says it all. My not-so limited education did teach me the difference between using "to" and "too." So, you may want to check your grammar and punctuation before you go around telling everyone else what a dumbass they are. Oh, and we're stoked Obama can use an iPad: he can't manage this country worth a shit, but he can shop on Amazon on his iPad. Hurray for America. Go take your meds now.

Zelda said...

Shorter Baby Killer: "Have all the brown people kill their babies so I can have more cheese." You don't just hate single moms. You also hate their babies and want them to die. You cloak this hatred in compassion and pretend it's going to solve all their problems. It's so sick.

And most chiros don't take medicare or medicaid because it doesn't pay. You wouldn't make enough to cover overhead, so there is no point. We're the givers, not the takers.

Anonymous said...

Hoss gets freaked out about typos, unless you are Crabs or the Queen of BS, Zelda. Hoss voted for Sarah Palin, don't ya know.


Queen of BS:
Aren't you vegan? Most chiros are, why are you so obsessed with cheese?

CrabbyOldMan said...

RE: You really need to not say the same things over and over again.
You may have a point Enemas, though I find myself responding to your same rubbish comments over and over again. I also say the same thing every time I find bird shit on the windshield.

CrabbyOldMan said...

Enemas!
Have you talked to Nurse Ratched yet?

Anonymous said...

And after reading all that crazy bullshit (don't you people have anything better to do with your time), I've noticed your blog host has not said a word...hmmmm....

Anonymous said...

Most Chiropractors are major "takers", they won't let you out of their office without tons of expensive vitamins that you really don't need.

CrabbyOldMan said...

Enemas, my chiropractor doesn't sell vitimans.
Are you SURE that those pills they make you take every morning are vitamins? See what happens if you decline to swallow them.

Zelda said...

And after reading all that crazy bullshit (don't you people have anything better to do with your time), I've noticed your blog host has not said a word...hmmmm....

Try and keep up, folks.

Government Cheez whiz McBabyKiller

1. reads all this stuff

2. embarrasses herself repeatedly with irrelevant, idiotic, and excessive commentary

3. wonders if everyone else has anything better to do with their time, and then

4. calls out the blog host for having something better to do with her time.

I haven't laughed this hard since Nate insisted Crabby was taking advantage of his teats.

CrabbyOldMan said...

Enemas, I have been assuming that the blog host does not want to interrupt the floor show you provide us.
I know that I for one have been able to put off spending the money for that collection of the Coyote and Roadrunner cartoons I have been wanting.
I imagine that you get the same expression on your face that the coyote does when you make another of your bungles.

Anonymous said...

Hoss? Where is Hoss? Crabs had a typo!

Zelda, Queen of BS:

Obvo you are reading everything because you reply instantly.

You are boring and crude.

It's not all that surprising that Crabs could make you laugh, you are simple minded and easily amused.

Zelda said...

Obvo you are reading everything because you reply instantly.

Duh. Reading is really easy for me and you are so unintentionally hilarious it's hard to keep away.

You are boring and crude.

Says the Baby Killer who just can't quit.

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Anonymous said...

BTW,Zelda, Queen of BS, I didn't post this.. And after reading all that crazy bullshit (don't you people have anything better to do with your time), I've noticed your blog host has not said a word...hmmmm....since you're so brilliant maybe you can figure out who posted this...think hard.

I wish I could find you, the war-loving baby murderer hilarious, but I can't.

Anonymous said...

BTW,Zelda, Queen of BS, I didn't post this.. And after reading all that crazy bullshit (don't you people have anything better to do with your time), I've noticed your blog host has not said a word...hmmmm....since you're so brilliant maybe you can figure out who posted this...think hard.

I wish I could find you, the war-loving baby murderer hilarious, but I can't.

Zelda said...

And here we go with the multiple personalities. Don't deny just because you made a fool of yourself, BabyKiller. And I don't find President Drone Strike's hypocrisy to be funny at all. Just you.

Anonymous said...

Zelda, Queen of the BS: I'm back from a day of travel. I just read all of the comments and as always, you all obviously have nothing to do all day but post. You know very well that you do not care about anyone's baby. Why do you keep insisting that you?

Where does your obsession with cheese spring from? Were you deprived as a child? Is this what makes you so angry all the time? Step away from the Cheez Wiz. (Yes, correctly capitalized.)

I don't suppose there is any amount of spine manipulation that your fake doctor husband could do to change your horrible personality and your hatred of your fellow man.

I was really grossed out when you said you had not laughed so hard. All that flab shaking. UGH.

Anonymous said...

Hoss: As for you. As a cowpoke, what was your opinion of the movie Broke Back Mountain? With your personal experience, do you think the movie was a realistic portrayal of cowpokes like yourself? That's impressive that you know the difference between to and too. Did you know there is even a third spelling? No? Back to third grade.

Zelda said...

I'm back from a day of travel.

If you're trying to prove you're insane, you're doing a remarkably good job.

You know very well that you do not care about anyone's baby. Why do you keep insisting that you?

Um...because I don't want them to be killed. There is no logical way you can claim you care about them when you want them to die. This isn't hard stuff, BabyKiller.

All you're doing is proving the original point. Pro choice for baby murder, anti choice for everything else.

Anonymous said...

Zelda, Queen of BS: No, Zelda, it isn't insane to leave your home. Try it for reasons other than to pick up more you-know-what. You have a lot of empty cans. Time for a run.

Aren't you the baby killer? Cheering on the two chicken hawks while they bombed cities? Are you that lame that you don't know families live in those cities? They just looked like targets to you and a reason for another night of drinking while watching shock and awe. You loved the war and you supported dropping bombs on women and children. You are a pro-choice baby murderer. You chose to support Bush and Cheney's lies and the bombing. Why don't you admit it?

You forgot to italicize my comments about your obsession with cheese and possible childhood deprivation causing your psychological problems. Also, you didn't italicize your husband's inability to help you with your psychosis.

free0352 said...

Kill all the babies you want.

Just don't cuss while you're doing it.

CrabbyOldMan said...

Enemas:
BEEP BEEP!

P.S.
I have noticed that you are starting to drip again. Use a little less water and a longer hose.

Zelda said...

Yes, BabyKKKiller. You've made that point before and it's still just as stupid because you voted for President Drone Strike Monstanto. "Save the brown babies! Until a Democrat is president. Then kill as many as you can."

It's not really working out for you in here, is it?

Anonymous said...

In where? I'm not the inpatient, remember, you are.

Zelda said...

LOL. Just who are you hoping to convince? Maybe it's time to let your orderly know that "internet time" is not helping you.

Anonymous said...

Zelda, Queen of BS: Are you still fuming? How's your blood pressure? Out of control I'll bet. Remember: you do not care about babies; brown or otherwise. This is a big charade with you. Just because they give you coffee and donuts down on the picket line and you accept, please don't act like you care about babies. Your love of Bush and Cheney (aka chicken hawks) and their wars shows that you love babies killed in big batches; as many as can be hit at one time. You loved the shock and awe of babies being killed. That makes you a baby murderer. It makes you a BIG BATCH BABY KILLER! Why can't you admit that?

Free0352: Please "cuss" all you want. It sounds like you'll explode if you don't. No one could really stop you, you are aware of that, right? You do know that "cuss" is a colloquialism for the word "curse"? You probably weren't taught that in your redneck of the woods, though. Do you know the word "curse"? Does it sound familiar to you? Do you know the word "colloquialism"? Probably not. How many abortion clinics have you driven your girlfriends to for the procedure? Or have you never had a girlfriend?

Crabs: Any feds come to your trailer recently? I think your memory is slipping. I wouldn't handle guns too often. Once again your comment did not make any sense. Are you drinking too much?

Zelda said...

You seem upset, Cheez Wiz. Not enough brown babies being aborted?

Anonymous said...

Zelda, Queen of the BS: The only time you are upset is when you think you are not getting enough cheese. Especially if you think a poor person might get some that rightfully belongs to you. Of course, bombing babies wouldn't upset you at all. You have your priorities: 1)get new supply of cheese; especially Cheez Wiz. 2)Pretend to care about abortions while on blog--in reality, not so much.

Miss Unoriginal: remember it is you who doesn't care if brown or any color baby is aborted. You just like to carry a sign in front of the clinic. It gives you something to do with your boring day. Besides, you like big batch baby killing. It's more efficient and expedient for you.

Zelda said...

Wow. Logic. I want babies to die, so I go out and try to stop them from dying. That's moronic even for you.

Anonymous said...

Zelda, Queen of BS (also known as The Parrot): You have poor reading comprehension, too?! You see you aren't at the clinic because you care, you just like carrying...oh, never mind. I'm really sorry about your reading problems. So, you don't have the attention span for long sentences and you have poor reading comprehension. Time for yet another correspondence course.

Zelda said...

I don't have poor reading comprehension at all. It's just that no one knows what you're talking about.

Anonymous said...

Zelda, Queen of BS: Like I said, your poor reading comprehension gets in the way of your understanding easy sentence structures. Try starting with novels and newspaper articles and build from there. Stop reading comics. This will help you to expand your reading skills. Your complaints warrant further investigation by a reading tutor.

Zelda said...

What exactly do you want people to read in order to comprehend? If you have a moment of lucidity, please do share. I'm sure it will amuse.

Roboto said...

And now, Zelda, you see why I left the Joe Biden of the Intranet to fend for itself. It is a low self-esteem type individual who doesn't care what kind of reaction it gets, as long as it gets SOME attention. It is a garden variety, low-information attention whore.

http://www.demotivationalposters.net/attention-whore-piercing-fashion-demotivational-posters-157103.html

Anonymous said...

100,000 people will be shot this year, 17,000 will be younger than 19. Jonylah Watkins and Antonio Santiago were innocent babies, victims of gun violence. 5000 kids have been shot since Newtown. Oh, I forgot, the NRA says guns don't kill people, people kill people....riiiight.

Anonymous said...

Roboto,
People with low self-esteem call people whores and other attention getting names.

Haverwilde said...

I am proclaiming a new policy for my comments.
Nate/Chess/Anon are designated as 'Butthead' anyone arguing with them is Beavis.
So let the Beavis and Butthead discussion continue. We know they don't quite reach the intelligence of the cartoon Beavis and Butthead, but they are close.

Zelda said...

3,000 babies a day die from abortion. That's 1500 Jonylah Watkins and 1500 Antonio Santiagos. Kids will keep dying as long as life is undermined and devalued It's no coincidence brown people have the highest murder and abortion rates. That's been the Progressive plan for them all along.

Anonymous said...

No one devalues life more than the NRA.

Queen of BS-stop pretending that you care about brown people. Thoughts on immigration?

Haverwilde said...

You tell him Beavis!

Good one Butthead!

Zelda said...

3,000 babies a day, BabyKiller. Dead. By abortionists and their Leftist protectors.

Thoughts on immigration?

Being married to an immigrant, I am in favor of immigration especially for those who come from corrupt, economically backward communist countries.

Any more shallow bigotry you want to trot out?

Anonymous said...

I don't believe that figure that just pulled from thin air.

If you are really married to an immigrant then how is it you vote republican?

Kettle. Black. You.

Zelda said...

Read the link if you can. Warning: it contains numbers and letters which seem to upset and confuse you.

http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/ss6015a1.htm?s_cid=ss6015a1_w

1. The CDC reports 825,500 abortions done in 2008, but for some reason doesn't collect data from California, New Hampshire, and Maryland. So doing simple division, and pretending that those states do no abortions, then the number is 2200 abortions per day. Adding in California, Maryland, and New Hampshire, we can safely put the number right around one 9/11 per day in dead babies.

As for immigration, the better question is why would we be Democrats?

1. Democrats haven't historically been pro-immigration. When my husband's family was immigrating here, they were actively hostile.

2. They favor an economic system that is far too similar to the oppressive ones they left behind.

BabyKiller. Retarded. You.

Anonymous said...

Your link didn't work and I don't get upset and confused, that would be you.

Why is it again that only babies that are aborted upset you? Babies killed in wars and daily by guns don't seem to bother you.

Explain how democrats were "actively hostile".

Yes, a party that fights for equal pay for women, safety-nets for the poor and healthcare is very oppressive. Did you say your husband got financial aid to go to school? Do you think your party wants to give an immigrant money for school? Talk about confused...

Gunwarlovingbabykiller.You.

Haverwilde said...

That's two for the Butthead!

Beavis was more reasoned, yes I know almost an oxymoron!

More, more, more of this.

Whatever either of you do, don't move to Arkansas, because in their constitution:

“No idiot or insane person shall be entitled to the privileges of an elector.”

Zelda said...

Why is it babies killed in wars only upset you when a Republican is president? Babies killed by abortion? No problem. Babies killed when Obama is president? No problem. Babies killed by terrorists? Fine. Babies accidentally killed while we're trying to kill psychotic religious fundamentalist terrorists who actively plan to murder children? OH MY GOD!!! REPUBLICANS HATE CHILDREN!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Zelda won't answer my questions.

Zelda said...

I don't even know what your question is, BabyKiller. I don't want us to kill babies. I want us to kill terrorists.

Now answer mine. Why do you have a problem with collateral damage when a Republican is president, but not a Democrat? And why don't you care about 3,000 aborted babies per diem?

CrabbyOldMan said...

Enemas! Do you realize that if this were 75 years ago, you would be straight jacketed in a padded cell?
Take your meds when you are supposed to.

Anonymous said...

Explain how democrats were "actively hostile".

Yes, a party that fights for equal pay for women, safety-nets for the poor and healthcare is very oppressive. Did you say your husband got financial aid to go to school? Do you think your party wants to give an immigrant money for school? Talk about confused...


I care about all babies, I'm not pro-war and pro-gun like you. I also can't control Ann Coulter from having an abortion, whether it's legal or not.

CrabbyOldMan said...

Enemas:

Democrats have been actively hostile for decades, whenever they find themselves on the side of an issue that does not have facts, logic, and character of the actors. The vicious attacks, on Robert Bork, Clarence Thomas, Thomas Sowell, Herman Cain, Sarah Palin, Alan West, and so on are just some examples.
Just when did people of your ilk become hostile to student loans?
What does Ann Coulter have to do with this and who cares anyway?

Zelda said...

Democrats are hostile when it's in their interest to be hostile. The unions have a pretty nasty history with immigrants and black Americans. Jerry Brown of California turned away Vietnamese immigrants seeking asylum. Hypocritical doesn't even begin to describe it.

And Democrats do not care about the poor, minorities, or women. Their propaganda does not match reality. What is supposed to be a safety net ends up being a plantation.

As for healthcare, Democrats are fighting for insurance companies, not healthcare, and you're a fool if you can't see it.

Did you say your husband got financial aid to go to school?

Nope. Because he didn't. He had a full tuition scholarship for his undergrad and his parents could have paid for the whole thing. They came here with nothing, took nothing from the government and could have paid for college for all three of their children. Luckily for them, two of their kids got full scholarships.

But here's the thing with higher education. It's a scam. If you go to school for the purpose of job training and you can't find a job and pay back your loan within 10 year or less, then you have been scammed. The government doesn't need to throw more money at the scammers.

I care about all babies, I'm not pro-war and pro-gun like you.

You are a liar. You are pro-abortion, and you're only anti-war when a Republican is president. And when you're all anti-war, you don't care about terrorists killing babies on purpose.

I'm pro-gun because I want to protect babies from murdering assholes if, God forbid, I am ever faced with that situation. For the life of me, I can't understand why you think giving up your own rights is going to keep you safe from malignant criminals who want to kill.

Anonymous said...

Zelduh, Queen of BS: Please do not pretend you know the history of anything. You are just making yourself look like the complete idiot you are. Know one believes your husband (are you stalking your own husband by talking about your husband?) didn't use government backed student loans. You are just trying to not look like the hypocrite you are. His family took scholarships from needy families? What takers! You are calling people scammers who use the gov't backed loans to hide the fact your husband and family used gov't backed loans. Typical republicans; using government help when it suits them and calling others takers.

Don't shoot yourself accidentally with your gun. You probably have very shaky hands. People who are liars and drinkers like yourself are usually very nervous so be careful. How many babies have you protected with a gun? I would say zero. Most republicans are paranoid and delusional so they make up improbable scenarios in their heads to fit their delusions. I don't see you being an exception.

How were you able to write this many (rambling) sentences? I thought you could only function with short sentences that use swearing and calling Mrs. Obama names. Someone's been practicing. Although, I have to say you don't do well with punctuation. Keep trying, ZelDUH.

CrabbyOldMan said...

Enemas! You PROMISED to take your meds!

Anonymous said...

Oh, Craps, I do so love your repetition. It is so reliable and never, ever gets tiresome. No, not in the least.

CrabbyOldMan said...

Enemas, I freely admit to saying the same thing when I see or hear the same thing again. I know only a very few ways to say “Goddammit” when I find goose shit on the windshield. I know only a few responses to the ranting of the unbalanced.

Zelda said...

How were you able to write this many (rambling) sentences?

Re-read your entire comment, BabyKiller. Then contemplate the hilarity of you writing that sentence. You are deranged.

And I could not possibly care less what you believe. Your stalkery obsession with my husband doesn't change the fact that you are a baby killing hypocrite.

Here's you:

Abortion = Good

Obama drone strikes = Good

Bush drone strikes = OH MY GOD REPUBLICANS HATE CHILDREN!!!!

Anonymous said...

Zelduh, Queen of BS: You are the baby killer. You know you were cheerleading "Shock and Awe" all the way. You like them killed in big batches with bombs. You keep mentioning your husband. Quit stalking him and obsessing over him. Stop changing the subject which is you are users of a government program but cannot stand the thought of a person needing food getting help from the government. Now there is a hypocrite. A typical republican hypocrite.

By the way, you really don't have to keep writing the other posts before you respond. Yes, you write rambling sentences that are not coherent and are poorly punctuated.

I'm glad you have come to the realization that republicans hate children.

Zelda said...

Blah, blah, blah. Why are you against Bush's drone strikes but not Obama's? Why do you support abortion as a choice, but not oh, say, schools? All your idiot drooling doesn't answer those questions.

CrabbyOldMan said...

Enemas!
Hebrews 13:8 (King James version)

Anonymous said...

Who said I am for drone strikes and abortion? As I tried to mention earlier, I don't blindly follow. I pointed out Monsanto but you didn't believe that I knew about the protection act, I'm not sure why that would be hard to believe, since it was in the news everywhere. I'm catholic but don't always agree with the church on everything....get it?

Zelda said...

That's not an answer, BabyKiller. If abortion or drone strikes weighed in any measure on your conscience, you would never have voted for Obama. So you're a liar.

Freemom said...

Zelda...those babies and families that were killed in Libya aren't REALLY dead because Obama is president...(yeah, THAT'S it) and killing babies by abortion does not get a much blood on the floor so it does not count...and COB...you ask what you are...you are someone who does not believe in equal protection of the law for all humans....and if your mom had hired someone to kill you when you were a fetus it is you who would be dead. I happen to think she owed you the same parental duty when you were a fetus that she owed you when you were a toddler - which is NOT to commit child neglect and/or abuse. I WOULD suggest that now that we can prove paternity with DNA we could hold dad's equally accountable.

Anonymous said...

Zelduh, this is hilarious coming from someone who voted for Bush twice, what a joke! Please stop pretending that you care about babies or anyone other then yourself, you're not fooling anyone.

Zelda said...

No. What's hilarious is your ongoing derangement over Bush when Obama is doing the same thing - in addition to being pro-abortion.

Anonymous said...

Even if Obama accomplished nothing, as Bush did (oh, except destroying America), nothing, I would vote for him again and again and again, over the incompetent idiots that your party parades out to the public every election year. Reagan? Bush 1 & 2, McCAin & the biggest imbecile of all, Palin, Romney & Ryan? Where do you get these people???

CrabbyOldMan said...

Enemas:
Hebrews 13:8 (King James Version)

Anonymous said...

Zelduh and Freefromthinkingmom: You big batch baby killers are all the same. You don't care about babies being killed by bombs that you cheerlead for and foam at the mouth over because, hey, no one gave you a sign and a free cup of joe to make you feel important. You are not fooling anyone pretending to care about abortion. Totally FAKE. If ever there was a group who doesn't believe in equal protection it's republicans.

Why would anyone with a brain give our tax dollars to idiots running "Christian" schools? That is what school choice is. A voucher so our tax dollars are given to fake "Christians" who don't know the first thing about how to educate anyone and then money is funneled back to republican candidates.

Here let me give your answer back to this post:

That is so hilarious, that is so funny, here is a Bible quote that I just learned. I don't know anything so I am just going to keep saying that's hilarious even though I have absolutely no sense of humor.

Fearthuinn min an Saille said...

Holy shit, this is still going?

As for "the Dems love immigrants", I'm curious as to which party decided that getting married to an immigrant (who can't work until he gets those documents), and bars me from getting social support in the meantime? Pretty interesting quandary given the bullshit that one has to go through to get here - and the Dems want to give a free pass to those who by-passed that system. Pardon me, but bullshit.

Zelda said...

You can deny it all you want, BabyKiller, but Obama is doing exactly what Bush did. And he's pro- abortion.

Anonymous said...

Fear(ful): You haven't been around much have you? Corporations use illegals everyday, all day and desperately want them here so they can pay them low wages. What social support are you being barred from? Zelduh can field this one for you because she says she is married to an immigrant. (She is not, however, stalking him when she brings him up.) This is a revelation. I thought republicans didn't like social support. I see you are another one who can only express ideas with expletives. Another dullard.

Zelduh, QoBS: You loved the big batch baby killing of the wars. You watched Shock and Awe sitting with your big bowl of popcorn (and your ubiquitous cans of Cheez Wiz).

CrabbyOldMan said...

Hebrews 13:8 (King James Version)
BEEP BEEP

Anonymous said...

Bush & Cheney were against abortion? Riiight. Please.

Anonymous said...

GWB liked it just fine when he drove his "sweetheart" to a clinic to get one. You know the republican motto: do what I screech at you not what I do".

Roboto said...

You know the republican motto: do what I screech at you not what I do".

You mean like those right-wingers John Kerry and his take on taxes? (And parking his Massachusetts-registered boat in Rhode Island to avoid MA taxes!) Or the GOP Barack Obama and his screeching at Mitt Romney for paying less than 20% of his income in taxes?(While paying only 18% in income taxes!) Or that TEA Party Barack screaming that by adding a mere $4 trillion dollars to the debt, GW Bush was "unpatriotic"? (And adding more than that his first term!)

Hypocrisy, thy symbol is a kicking jackass.

Anonymous said...

Roboto: Republicans are the kings of screeching. They screech everyday on stations across this country. They sell their hypocrisies to the minion middle class listeners who are more than happy to ruin their own economies in order to make the hosts millionaires.

You are so lame you don't know that Obama wanted to raise taxes in his tax bracket as did Buffet. It was cheerleaders like YOU who cried and screamed (along with tax dodgers like Romney) that they don't want millionaires to pay any more taxes. They love the US crumbling into piles of rubbish; just don't be mean to millionaires.

No one has avoided taxes more than Mitt-Republicans-love-him-now that-he's old-Romney. Hiding bundles of cash in the Cayman's allows him to pay Zero on hundreds of millions. What a stupid argument about Kerry. He keeps his boat in RI because it is the sailing capital of the US. Of course, a yahoo like you wouldn't know that. At least he isn't tying a dog to the top of it and pretending the dog loves it. Republicans for Romney (finally): We Love Dog Abusers.

It makes sense that you would say Obama is part of the Tea Party. Every time republican bad ideas go south they try to push them off on democrats.

Republican's symbol is something huge. A perfect symbol for all the couch potatoes stuffing their faces and getting bigger every day.

Anonymous said...

Robot,
There is going be trillions added to the deficit for generations to come, do you think that Bush's made-up wars have a one time price tag? Do you have any idea how much we will be paying for years to take care of all these physically and mentally wounded veterans? Oh, wait, nevermind, unless republicans have their way, then we will just kick these soldiers to the curb. Think about it, dummy.

Zelda said...

That's right, BabyKiller. Anything to deflect from the issue. You probably have your own collection of baby feet right next to your shrine to Fat Cow Obama.

Anonymous said...

More weird comments from Zelduh, this coming from someone who wanted to personally kill the Newtown shooter, sounds like you might have your own collection of feet.

Zelda said...

Well, yes, BabyKiller. That is the difference between you and I. You want to kill babies. I want to kill people who murder babies.

Roboto said...

You are so lame you don't know that Obama wanted to raise taxes in his tax bracket
There is NO reason he couldn't pay those higher taxes that he wants (for others). He could write out a check. But did he?

tax dodgers like Romney
Any proof? Didn't think so. Slander is still a crime, Sybil.

Hiding bundles of cash in the Cayman's allows him to pay Zero on hundreds of millions
Fail, genius. Income taxes are paid on income, not on savings. If you were gainfully employed, you might know that.

He keeps his boat in RI because it is the sailing capital of the US
He keeps his boat in RI because it has lower taxes than his home state of Massachusetts. I'm not surprised you didn't know that.

Republicans for Romney (finally): We Love Dog Abusers
Dimwits for 0bama: Don't put that dog on the roof, it makes it too tough to eat.

It makes sense that you would say Obama is part of the Tea Party
You really have NO concept of sarcasm, do you? Most lower intellects don't.

Republican's symbol is something that is capable of remembering things. The perfect reason that Dims can't use it.

There is going be trillions added to the deficit for generations to come

The subject was wars, NOT stimulus, or Obamacare, or expanded unemployment compensation. Try to stay on subject. (And let's hope no one puts what comes after 'trillion' on the TelePrompTer, or we're all screwed.)

Think about it, dummy.
Classy.
I think that the last time I heard such an effective comeback was 5th grade. Coincidence?

I think that if you had a lower IQ, you'd have to be watered weekly.

Anonymous said...

I don't want to kill anyone, weirdo zeldur/robots, since you're the same person and use the same lame expressions, here are some examples:
Sucks to be you.
Fail, genius.
Slander is still a crime.
Dimwits for Obama.
I think that if you had a lower IQ, you'd have to be watered...

I would think you would appreciate a 5th grad comeback since you voted twice for someone with a 5th grade reading level.

The subject was wars, right, got it, that's what I commented on.

CrabbyOldMan said...

Enemas, I didn't realize it gets THAT wild in the cuckoo's nest.
If I were to end this with “beep beep”, would you or any of the other inmates be able to stay focused long enough to catch the second “beep”?

Zelda said...

Hmmm. I think I've rendered it completely insane. Guess my work is done.

Anonymous said...

Zelduh, Queen of BS: I just read your sick comment. You are a weirdo. And that comment alone lets everyone know that you do not care one bit about babies if you can write that. You are sick, sick sick. You really need to get some help.

Anonymous said...

You know you could all try to comment with original comebacks. It may take every bit of brain power you have. Which of course is extremely limited, but you could at least try.

Anonymous said...

Robbed of Brains: Every one know that you put money in the Caymans to avoid taxes. You are so lame. You sound like you may have gone off the deep end. Settle down, don't take any Viagra today, okay? Don't tie any dogs on the roof of your car, if you have one, just because your idol did.

Did I touch a nerve about elephants being huge?

Kerry keeps his boat in RI, like any wealthy east coaster would, you backwards hick, because that is where 1000s of wealthy east coasters keep their boats because that's where they "summer". I'm sure you would know that.

Roboto said...

I would think you would appreciate a 5th grad comeback since you voted twice for someone with a 5th grade reading level
Incorrect. I voted Republican in both 2008 and 2012. I left the TelePrompTer reader to the voters on the left side of the Bell Curve.

Roboto said...

I think I've rendered it completely insane
Don't take too much credit. It was completely insane before you started in on it. The Three (or more) Faces of Eve are just showing [its or their] true colors, is all.

Roboto said...

Every one know that you put money in the Caymans to avoid taxes.
Not income taxes, "Every one". You can't put money in the bank until it is earned. Income taxes are due at the time it is earned. You're really not that good at logic, are you?

wealthy east coasters keep their boats because that's where they "summer"
Wealthy east coasters keep their boats because that's where the taxes are lower. If you knew the concept of actions having consequences, you would know that where taxes are higher, more people avoid the action being taxed. But, if frogs had wings... Besides, why would a subject of the People's Republic of Massachusetts "summer" one state to the south? Isn't that rather like a Brooklyner vacationing in the Bronx?

You backwards ass.

Roboto said...

Robbed of Brains
Well, no one is going to try to rob YOUR brains, it would be akin to getting blood from a rock. And, even with your assertion that I was "Robbed of Brains", I'm still kicking your jackass across the comment board, both logically and stylistically.
Pity you can't do better, what with all those personalities you have working on it and all. DID isn't helping, is it?

Zelda said...

Um, BabyKiller, you have been reduced to rambling incoherence. By all means keep gibbering.

Anonymous said...

I'm still kicking your jackass across the comment board, both logically and stylistically. Wow, U R tuff!

Zelduh says: by all means keep gibbering.

more words of wisdom from robots/zeldur

Anonymous said...

Zelduh: The Big Batch Baby Killer (along w/ their families): Since you and your loopy cohorts can't put together coherent sentences using proper structure or proper English, you really cannot talk about gibberish or rambling, now can you?

Throw in your weird comments and bursts of outrage in the form of expletives you got one big group of cretans.

Anonymous said...

Robbed of Brains: Yes, you certainly are kicking something. Leave you poor dog alone. You really are a Romney voter.

Romney is taking huge amounts of money from overseas investments and putting them directly into his accounts in the Caymans. You aren't too smart on understanding how the wealthy hide their money are you?

Has Zelduh seen your posts? Rambling wouldn't begin to explain them.

Kerry is still, no matter what lame brain idea you have, going to keep it in Rhode Island for convenience. I guess you do not know anything about the boat culture on the east coast. Especially RI. You do know that RI has taxes? Where did you get the idea RI doesn't have taxes? What would his tax be on a boat that he would try to hide it. It may be a lot for a Wal-Mart worker like you, but probably not to Kerry.

Try to keep calm. Your hands are shaking while your typing your swear words again.

Someone with your level of stupidity can't really talk about Obama's intelligence. Remember he has a high school diploma and you do not.

Put down that picket sign and the Viagra. You really have anger management problems. You have a lot in common with Zelduh.

Anonymous said...

OMG you are still talking about teleprompters? I guess Bush didn't use one did he? How would you if you can't read, um, er, ah, 'let us let OBYNS do their job and love on other women' God, let's hope that moronic utterance wasn't on the teleprompter.

Roboto said...

You really are a Romney voter.
You can tell that just because my dog hasn't been digested? Way to go, Sherlock (sarcasm)

You aren't too smart on understanding how the wealthy hide their money are you?
You're not to sharp telling the difference between income and wealth, are you? (That's a rhetorical question, don't bother answering.)

Kerry is still... going to keep it in Rhode Island for convenience
Having to drive to another state to get to your boat, when your state has a perfectly serviceable coastline (That means that it touches the ocean)? How convenient.(Sarcasm)

You do know that RI has taxes?
Yes.

Where did you get the idea RI doesn't have taxes?
Do you really LIKE setting up those strawmen, or is it the only way that you feel you can win an argument?
I said "where the taxes are lower". Which word did you NOT understand? Lower does not mean non-existent. God, it's like arguing with a brick wall.

Someone with your level of stupidity can't really talk about Obama's intelligence.
Because I know that Austria uses German to converse, and there is no such language as "Austrian"? Because I knew that his "shovel-ready" jobs weren't "ready" months before he did? Because I don't believe that babies aren't "punishment"? Your standards for intelligence would be shockingly low, if I didn't take account of the source.
Remember he has a high school diploma and you do not.
Well, I can look at my diploma (all three of them, actually), and I can't see his; so I know that I am educated, but I have no proof that he is, other than the stupidity that he has displayed couldn't possibly be native; it must have been taught.

You have a lot in common with Zelduh.
Intellectual curiosity, reverence for life, the ability to spell correctly, an understanding of history, knowing mathematics, and enjoying making you look like the fool that you are. That's not "a lot", but it's much more than I have in common with you.

Zelda said...

Obama is a failure, his wife is a cow, and you're retarded. Now go crazy.

Anonymous said...

Robots and Zeldur,

You both voted for Bush, you over looked his everyday deer in the headlights painfully embarrassing looks on his face as he tried to scramble into his puny brain to complete a sentence.

"Obama is a failure, his wife is a cow, and you're retarded. Now go crazy."

Is this what you mean by Intellectual curiosity, reverence for life, the ability to spell correctly, an understanding of history, and knowing mathematics?

Need I say more?

Zelda said...

It's fun to watch you try to string together coherent thoughts. Stay crazy.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I guess that means you would vote for me. Cus ya no, Zelduh loves really stupid people, she especially loves Palin and Bush because neither can read.

Anonymous said...

Is Zelduh, Still unable to come up with original thoughts and comebacks, I see? It makes sense because the alcohol has had a major effect on your brain cells, no doubt. Are you still laughing all alone at your computer again? Drinking? So sad.

Are you still picking on mentally retarded children? Let me guess, it's okay if they are aborted, right?

Anonymous said...

Zelduh, Queen of BS: Your jealousy of Michelle Obama is absolutely maniacal. Is it because she is educated, attractive, elegant, wealthy and the First Lady of the United States?

Zelda said...

Wow. Three posts of crazy. Would your brain explode if I told you that Fat Cow Obama doesn't know who you are?

Anonymous said...

Michelle Obama does know who you are, she knows you're one of the idiots who is barely getting by but gets angry when the rich are asked to pay their taxes. Paying taxes isn't good for Rush Limbaugh, it takes away from his drug money.

CrabbyOldMan said...

Hebrews 13:8 (King James Version)

Anonymous said...

So back to the original idea: Pro choice for baby killing but anti choice for everything else.

Anonymous said...

I thought the original idea was that you all nod your heads at the same thought at the same time and then use every expletive you can think of. Yes, you are all very focused.

You are the pro-choice baby killers. Pro-choice big batch baby killers who are just so happy whenever they thinks bombs are going to be dropping.

Pro-War is Pro-Choice Baby Killing.

Support War = Support the killing of babies, pregnant women and their families.

Sounds like all the republicans here are definitely pro-choice. Is this getting back to the original idea enough?

Anonymous said...

Zelduh: The fat millionaire radio hosts sitting on their big butts earning big bucks off of the middle class minions hanging on their every word and getting their marching orders everyday don't know who you are but are glad they can make money off dupes like you.

Zelda said...

Michelle Obama does know who you are, she knows you're one of the idiots who is barely getting by but gets angry when the rich are asked to pay their taxes.

Michelle Obama doesn't give a shit about the rich paying their taxes. The only thing she gives a shit about is how fast her fat ass can get her to her next chili dog.

Anonymous said...

Oh, now I get it. Zeldur wants to eat chili dogs and still have an amazing body like Michelle Obama. Sorry Zelda, you don't have her genes.

Anonymous said...

Zelduh: Do you still have a spinning headache from last night's drinking binge? How many donuts do you think Rush eats during his 3 hours on the air every day? You've got to imagine it is at least a dozen a day to get that huge and be that angry from his sugar buzz (not to mention drug buzz). The same with Beck and Jones. These tubs sure are getting rich and fat off their middle class subservients like the dullards on this site.

You are a good little minion for the right wing millionaires to make money off of--they don't care if someone like you pays taxes, just as long as the middle class dullard listeners help to make sure they, the greedy fat lards, don't pay. Thanks for helping!

Anonymous said...

Again, I'm a non-interventionist and have opposed the wars.

Since I have stated that, answer me this question: Do you still support killing babies by aborting them?

Do you support Obama's drone strikes?

Anonymous said...

Tell us all about the drone strikes.

Republicans allows lie to get out of their support of failed Republican wars. Then they can try to pretend they didn't support inept policies they enthusiastically cheered and clamored for that kills babies, pregnant women and their families. It's a coping mechanism.

You wouldn't care who was doing the killing. You and others salivate at the chance for bombs to be dropped on babies.

Anonymous said...

Zelda's hubby is a non-interventionist?

Zelda said...

You wouldn't care who was doing the killing. You and others salivate at the chance for bombs to be dropped on babies.

You make that accusation after voting for President Drone Strike Infanticide? Michelle's fat rolls must really appeal to you.

Anonymous said...

You didn't answer the question about the drone strikes.

Zelda said...

No. It doesn't answer questions. It's crazy.

Anonymous said...

Zelduh, tell us about the drone strikes (hint: the IT is you).

Anonymous said...

Zelduh: Still can't relay the facts about the drone strikes. No surprise when a republican doesn't know details about something they keep rambling about. In other words, you don't know the facts. Why don't you look them up somewhere other than a republican website?

You must really be disturbed by Laura Bush's extremely large behind and hips, Barbara Bush's huge gut, behind and jowls (really everything), and roly-poly Lynn "creepy" Cheney and, of course, the immense girth of all your heroes in conservative radio.

Anonymous said...

Zelduh's hubby (whom she is still not stalking) is not a non-interventionist. He's just another chicken hawk like other on this site.

Anonymous said...

Zelda doesn't mention the whales on the right, she would give anything to have her figure. Zelda, I've seen your picture and read your struggles with weight that you openly post about...give it up.

Anonymous said...

correction: only mentions Michelle because she would give anything to have her figure...

Anonymous said...

Michelle Obama can shop at GAP, JCrew, or even Target, she can buy things right off the rack. These stores don't carry big enough sizes to fit Lynn Cheney or Laura and Barbara Bush.

CrabbyOldMan said...

Hebrews 13:8 (King James Version)

Anonymous said...

To whichever Anonymous asked, I'm the non-interventionist. Don't really care what Zelda's husband is, unlike the stalker who actually does seem to have some obsession with her.

But, drone strikes? Here:
http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/15/world/asia/u-n-drone-objections

Then there's this:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/25/world/asia/pakistan-us-drone-strikes

"Obama has already authorized 283 strikes in Pakistan, six times more than the number during President George W. Bush's eight years in office."

Zelda said...

Michelle Obama is so fat she saw a circus tent and asked for the fitting room.

Anonymous said...

Zelduh: Seems to have an obsession with fat.

Anonymous said...

Another zinger from Zeldur, ouch! Now it's robots turn.

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