Friday, September 28, 2012

Guest from the Left: J. Marquis

Mitt's Two Biggest Problems


Number one: Mitt is Mitt. No point kicking the guy anymore, everybody knows he's a robot who thinks a wild Saturday night is one filled with drinking milkshakes and trying to remember the names of his cloned sons. Number two: He's been forced to walk a fine line between the real world and that of wild-eyed Tea Party members who want to somehow simultaneously slash taxes for the rich, boost the military budget and solve the budget problem. If he wasn't such a dick I'd almost feel sorry for him.

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, so now it's a bad thing to drink milkshakes and think about your family,instead of hanging with Jay Z, Beyonce, Sarah Jessica, George Clooney, etcetera, etcetera, ad nauseum. The current sitting President, and I use that term with the bile rising in my throat, is COOL and EYE CANDY (barf) but Mitt is a robot. Well, give me the robot anyday!! And while I'm on a roll, that hand holding on The View was just sooooo phoney. Looked like Michelle was afraid someone might try to steal her meal ticket...except Elizabeth, that is.

jim marquis said...

The point I was trying to make was that Romney can't relate to regular people. Believe me, I am definitely pro-milkshake.

A Haverwilde said...

Ah, definition of terms.

When you refer to "regular people" you must mean leftist assholes. In which case you are correct he can't relate. But he has no problem relating to the average hard working guy like me.

jim marquis said...

Haverwilde, I doubt he would even let you drive his car elevator.

Lizzie said...

Just HOPING for a CHANGE here. As long as Romney wants to ELEVATE the USA out of the hole Obama has put us in, we'll worry about driving his car elevator later.

A Haverwilde said...

Jim,
Perhaps he wouldn't let me drive his car or his elevator.
But he is the only alternative to continuing the most corrupt and racist administration in modern American history.

Anonymous said...

"...wild Saturday night is one filled with drinking milkshakes.."

Wow, this just says so much about who you are.

Anonymous said...

You know what Mitten's biggest problems are?

I forgot, because Obama just got his ass handed to him at the debates.

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