Guest Post from Foxy Wizard

“What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? A pit bull is delicious.” ~President Barack Obama

ALa, my Pit Victor has been pretty quiet the last few days. Now I know why. This morning when I got up I found this note in the dog dish:

Deer Mistire Prezdint. My name is Victir an my bruther Ike are good boys. My mastir was watching TV the other day an you sayd sumthing that really upset me an Ike. You says we we're delishis. Master threw a shut at the TV an yells. I was napping but my era perked up. U sed we were delishus with soy sause. We have both saved Dads life. Ike killed a water moccasin on the porsh Dad almost stept on an I stayd reel close wen mom left an he wudint got outa bed. Me an Ike discussd this an since you r the Alfa male yummy can eet us if her reely hungry but dad weel be hert so pleez don't eet us. We are gud boys an have never bitton anyone who didn't deserv it.

At yir sirvice,

Victor an Ike

P.S. chikkin is gud with soy sause too.