Weird (Political) Science

"Only 38 percent of respondents said Obama deserves to be reelected, even though a majority of voters hold a favorable view of him on a personal level. Forty-four percent said they will vote to oust him, and 13 percent said they will consider voting for someone else..." (SOURCE)

Which would be great news IF *we* actually had a candidate we were all equally jazzed about.

You can't just vote AGAINST someone...you have to be voting FOR someone. WHERE IS OUR SOMEONE?!

How about instead of Kelly LeBrock, we create the next leader of the free world:

To look like him:


With his brain:


His balls:


Her accessibility:


His military background:


His oration:


Her fortitude:


And, his humor: