Yesterday we read about an inventor painting the world's mountains white to stop the warming of the globe...and now we learn that the masseuse that was keeping the secret that Al Gore was a "crazed sex poodle" was doing so at the urging of her liberal friends. If she didn't hide the truth, the "world's going to be destroyed from global warming." She calls herself part of 'The Birkenstock Tribe' and therefore feels like "the ultimate traitor" in having to expose the environmental hero as "a pervert and a sexual predator."
"...Police said Wednesday they are reopening an investigation into a Portland massage therapist's allegations that former Vice President Al Gore groped her at an upscale hotel in 2006.
In a brief statement, the Portland Police Bureau did not say why it was reopening the investigation. Police earlier said they considered the case closed because there was no evidence..." (source)