Friday, July 09, 2010

Relax! There's GodBlock to Ease Your Worries!


God forbid...oops, scratch that. Darwin be damned, you haven't been able to let your kids online because of fear they'll encounter porn, salty language, cam whore boob shots, crappy Justin Beiber videos, GOD.

That's right, now available for those of you so enmeshed in your own self importance and caught up in your own head that the thought of your child being exposed to theories of a Creator gives you night sweats...is GODBLOCK --because Heaven forbid, your kids be exposed to a bit of morality...

What Is It?
GodBlock is a web filter that blocks religious content. It is targeted at parents and schools who wish to protect their kids from the often violent, sexual, and psychologically harmful material in many holy texts, and from being indoctrinated into any religion before they are of the age to make such decisions. When installed properly, GodBlock will test each page that your child visits before it is loaded, looking for passages from holy texts, names of religious figures, and other signs of religious propaganda. If none are found, then your child is allowed to browse freely.


Why?
In the last century, the United States has seen a resurgence of fundamentalist religion. Fundamentalist Evangelicals, Mormons, Baptists, Muslims, and Jews have held back progress in science, human rights, civil rights, and protecting our environment. How can we reverse this trend and join the rest of the world in the gradual secularization of society and government? (source)


Wasn't this #27 of the Communist Goals:
27. Infiltrate the churches and replace revealed religion with "social" religion. Discredit the Bible and emphasize the need for intellectual maturity which does not need a "religious crutch."

...Do you think we can we check Malia and Sasha's computers under the Freedom of Information Act and see if this software has been installed...

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