Friday, June 04, 2010

You Know You're a Loser When...

Not only are you still living with your Mom at 32, but you're calling the cops on her when she takes one of your beers...



"A 32-year-old Pasco County man who called 911 to complain about his mother is facing criminal charges. According to a sheriff's office arrest report, Charles Dennison told a deputy that his mother took his beer and he wanted her arrested. Dennison was reportedly "very intoxicated" when the deputy arrived at the New Port Richey home.

Dennison told the deputy that he would keep calling emergency responders if his mother wasn't charged. He has been charged with making false 911 calls and was jailed on $150 bond." source)

"Mommy! Unhand that Miller Lite back or I'm calling 911!" :)

It would be funny if it weren't so pathetic. Okay, so it's a little funny...

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