Apparently when you engage in neutrality over the course of 500 years, you develop the need to be mean to someone: And in Switzerland it's your kids that pay the price. They can't help eradicate Islamic terrorism, but they can pay to terrorize their own children. Interesting...
"...Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes.
He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked.
But Deville is not an escaped lunatic or some demonic monster.
He is a birthday treat, hired by mum and dad, and the ‘attack’ involves being splatted in the face with a cake.
‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,’ said Deville.
‘The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.’
If the boy or girl manages to avoid the ‘hit’, they are given the cake as a birthday present..." (source)
...All that being said, it would be worth the shrink bills to do this to my oldest ;)