This is what I did yesterday.
Unfortunately I was guided to the site Cubee Craft where you can print out various characters and make them from paper (I made mine out of card stock...only the best for My President). It became addicting...I won't tell you how many I made. See, this would have never happened while I was still smoking!
There are so many awesome ones to choose from (And as always, the more you know the cooler you are...). Suffice it to say that The Man will throw a "I can't believe you wasted a $75 ink cartridge to make paper people" temper tantrum when he sees Obama, Kratos, The Little Prince, Earthworm Jim and various other cube creatures on the spice rack...
Still cheaper than cigarettes...right? ;)