Friday, March 26, 2010

Exploding Breast Implants


"...Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.

The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery — making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines."

It is believed the doctors have been trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals before returning to their own countries to perform the surgical procedures..." (source)

First the shoe, then the underwear and now the boobs... My first thought was that TSA applications were going to fly off the shelf as men applied in droves to be airport screeners...

But, this actually isn't something I should be joking about. Undetectable explosives is a really scary thing... There does seem to be an Islamic theme of using our Western addictions against us. 9/11 funded by knockoffs (our need for name brands and Capitalism) and now plastic surgery. Maybe we should play the same game, use their weaknesses and send them goats with explosives in the butts... Sorry, that was bad...but I couldn't resist...

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