Wednesday, February 24, 2010

The Audacity of Skanks

I am sick-to-death of the whole Tiger Woods debacle, but I have to address this one facet of the story because it's it's driving me insane...

I really should have added Gloria Allred to my 'jumped the shark' post. I can't say much about this because I'll get myself too worked up before I'm finished my first cup of coffee...

Ms. Allred has become the embodiment of every joke and bad sentiment there is out there about ambulance-chasing lawyers.

Not the fact that she's representing Tiger's porn star mistress of three years. That's her prerogative. But to be out there demanding Tiger have a one on one apology with her? And the reason: because he lied to her and deceived her? Where to begin?! If this makes my head ache like it's going to explode, I can't imagine what Elin wants to do to this chick...

Let me settle this for your skanky little client Gloria... Dear Veronica Siwik-Daniels, Your entire relationship was based on a lie. He was MARRIED. You knew that. He had two small children. You knew that as well. If he was the HONORABLE man you're saying he should be to confront you now that it's done, he wouldn't have been with you in the first place. Why don't you see that? Nothing decent and lasting comes from that which was entirely predicated on a lie.

I have so much more to say, but my blood pressure is rising...

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