Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Kos Kid Bill's End of the Year Post

Now, Kos is the biggest of the Moonbat blogs...only rivaled by the DU forums right? You'd think that given his rockstar status in the leftosphere that Marcos could conjure up some witty contributors. You'd be wrong. Somehow, I managed to do it with Dr. Tony and Russ and I'm not privy to a quarter of the fame that Kos commands. But with 511,116 hits a day, he can't find a truly witty soul in his cadre? It really does lend weight to the claim that liberals really have no sense of humor, doesn't it?

What prompted this reflection you ask? Kos Kid contributor 'Bill in Portland Maine's' End of the Year recap --that I believe was supposed to be a humorous wrap-up of 2009.

Everything I Need to Know About Life I Learned from Republicans in the Third Quarter of 2009

Like, for instance:

>> The president is a Kenyan racist who hates white people and white culture.

>> The first Hispanic American to become a Supreme Court Justice is a "reverse-racist."

>> It's okay to call the president a liar as he's saying something true while addressing a joint session of Congress.

>> Making health care more accessible and affordable is a Nazi policy.

>> Death panels led by Barney Frank will convene in the middle of the night to decide if Grandma lives or dies.

>> Government-run healthcare programs are evil...and don’t you dare put the government in charge of my Medicare!

>> The attacks of 9/11 didn’t happen on Bush and Cheney's watch.

>> Al Franken stole Norm Coleman's senate seat.

>> Whoever shouts the loudest and angriest at a town hall meeting is a better American than people who don’t.

>> The biggest environmental threat to the planet is global cooling. (source)

Isn't this so lame? I'm sure any of us could make the list funny and we're the ones he's supposedly lampooning... Silly Kos kids, these lists don't work if you're not funny.

If you're bored at work and want a little image "kossack meetup" or "kos convention" and see the fringe on film...

...hmmm 'fringe on film,' do I feel a Duran Duran parody coming on? ;)


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