First, can I just say that anyone that could marry and procreate with the incredibly vapid Kimora Lee Simmons automatically loses credibility...great entrepreneur or not.
Russell Simmons has an article over at HuffPo and YOU HAVE TO READ THE WHOLE THING...PLEASE. It's WAY too good to miss. It's actually so ridiculous that if I wrote it as a spoof you would have said I went too far...
Here's a small snippet of a record mogul losing his mind in print...really, there were too many quotes I could have used...this article was a gift that could have kept on giving:
The Indictment of America:
"...America, our country is under indictment. And we will be found guilty if we don't act. If we allow these nasty, malicious people, who harbor so much hate with views that separate us from the rest of world, to continue to tell us how to think, we will be found guilty of charge one. If we allow so-called "men of faith," who don't practice a word Jesus Christ preached, to bully us and scare us, we will be found guilty of charge two. If we allow leaders of our country who claim that they represent us, when they really represent big business and corporate greed, to create policy in our name, we will be found guilty of charge three. If we allow leaders of a political party that only know one word, and that is "no," to work against the best interests of our country, we will not only be found guilty of charge four, we will be sentenced by God to self-destruction. (source)
The destruction of America lies in the hands of Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh? Listen to Barack or else? Criticism of the undeserved Nobel Peace prize will cause God to smite us down?
Does this catapult him to the top of the Celebrikooky list?