Dear Fox News & General Conservative Media
Thanks so much for the heads-up on Barack Obama. He seemed like a pretty "mainstream"� politician to me until all of these creepy associations came out. I guess I should have known better; I mean, look at his name!
Anyway, this guilt-by-association tactic of indictment is a powerful tool. There's so much out there and I never even knew it! Get a load of this list of other potentially dangerous people:
FRIENDS OF TERRORISTS
Rep. Walter Annenberg, funding Terrorism? Obama and Republican Arnold Weber are definitely scum for playing paddy-cake with domestic terrorist Bill Ayers, but this piece of shit appointed him to his board! This also makes one think about the poor judgment of those who would befriend someone like Annenberg. I'm looking at you, Ronald Reagan.
William C. Ibershof, a Turncoat? The lead prosecutor of the Weather Underground wrote an Op-ed to the NY Times DEFENDING Obama, saying he is "amazed and outraged that Senator Barack Obama is being linked to William Ayers' terrorist activities 40 years ago when Mr. Obama was, as he has noted, just a child."� Obviously he's in cahoots with these cretins.
Sarah Palin, sleeping with a secessionist for years! Does Sarah Palin know that she's been getting intimate with a man who was a member of the Alaska Independence Party from 1995 -2002? Okay, it could be that Todd has placed a voodoo curse on poor Sarah, and that would explain why she herself has attended several events for this group of treasonous secessionists. (Quoth the party founder: "The fires of hell are frozen glaciers compared to my hatred for the American government"�) But even so, who knows what other dangerous decisions this voodoo curse will force Sarah to make?
John McCain: Advocate of Killing Feds? As self-described "old friends," John McCain and G. Gordon Liddy might possibly share the disregard for federal officers. Quoth Liddy: "Now if the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms comes to disarm you and they are bearing arms, resist them with arms. Go for a head shot; they're going to be wearing bulletproof vests. ... Kill the sons of bitches."
UN-FRIENDS OF ISRAEL
Palin: Possible Jew Hater Sarah was in the audience of Wasilla Assembly of God when witch-hunter Thomas Muthee claimed that the "Israelites" control the world's banks, and also when David Brickner (of Jews for Jesus fame) said that Palestinian attacks on Israel are a reflection on God's judgment on the "Israelites." While we all know that to be perfectly true, we musn't let them find out about our plan! If not, the apture-ray might not go as ophesied-pray.
John McCain: flirting with Racism? As a former member of the United States Council for World Freedom, John McCain helped fight the commies in the Iran-Contra Affair, but at what cost? The Anti-defamtion League has called the USCWF "a point of contact for extremists, racists and anti-Semites." This included Dr. Inamullah Khan, a Muslim activist and ardent anti-Semite. Taking sides with Muslims? That's so late 80's...
Sean Hannity: Anti-Semite? Hannity relies on anti-Semite Andy Martin for information about Obama. If he believes this stuff, he could also be receptive to The Anthony R. Martin-Trigona Congressional Campaign to Exterminate Jew Power in America.
John McCain: Commie? There are no testimonials to back this up, but did you hear about his plan for mortgages mentioned in the second debate?? Such a plan is proof positive that McCain has been palling around with the ideas of none other than Karl Marx.
St. Augustine of Hippo: "Loved" Cavorting with "Sinners"� The seeds of spineless liberalism are found in the works of this early Christian "intellectual"� (another word for elitist). He said "hate the sin, love the sinner." So, even if a person committed an act that was atrocious to him, old Augustine would wine, dine and you-know-what with these derelicts. Talk about a sick fetish.
Anyway, thanks again for this great new way to expose the underhanded, shifty motives of our world's leaders. It really makes things clearer. I wish I could add to my list, but I'm going to turn myself in for being a sympathizer of socialism and anarchism. You see, I went to Central High School in Philadelphia, and so did Noam Chomsky. It sucks, but I should have known better! Damn, that means Bill Cosby is coming with me too.