Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Poetry From the Religion of Peace

Islam Online (IOL), a popular online Muslim site, hasn't denounced the gruesome practice of beheading that is the new trademark of Islam...but instead paid homage to it in poetic form:

How to Behead

Hold him
Tie the arms behind his back
And bandage his legs together
Just by the ankles
Blindfold the punk
So that he won't hesitate as much
For on seeing the sharp pointy knife
He'll begin to shake
And continuously scream like an eedyat
And jiggle like a jelly
Trust me–this will sure get you angry
It’s better to have at least two or three brothers by your side
Who can hold the fool
Because as soon as the warm sharp knife
Touches his naked flesh
He'll come to know what'll happen
It's not as messy or as hard as some may think,
It's all about the flow of the wrist.
No doubt that the punk will twitch and scream
But ignore the donkey's ass
And continue to slice back and forth
You'll feel the knife hit the wind and food pipe
But don't stop
Continue with all your might.
About now you should feel the knife vibrate,
You can feel the warm heat being given off,
But this is due to the friction being caused.

The online magazine has also justified "suicide bombings and throwing homosexuals off of buildings."

"In advertising the poem to its viewers, Islam Online posted a graphic image on all of its web pages. It depicted the words “How to Behead!” on it, with letters that were done in a macabre font. In the background one can see what looks like the head of a knife along with the splattering of blood. The graphic lasted on the site, including on the homepage, for four full days. This was eerily similar to when the website posted a graphic with the words “A Hanukkah of Darkness?,” advertising an article written by Hamas (Islamic Association for Palestine) operative, Khalid Amayreh.

By doing all of the above, Islam Online has shown itself to be an organization saturated with evil. Regrettably, though, Islam Online has a role to play in the Muslim world, providing dubious news and information to thousands, if not millions.

But Islam Online wouldn’t be of such importance, if it didn’t have Muslims around the globe supporting it. This includes large groups within the United States and Canada that continue to give access to the site’s content through links and internet postings – groups like the Council on American Islamic Relations (CAIR), the Islamic Society of North America (ISNA), the Muslim American Society (MAS), and the Muslim Students Association (MSA).

One can only take away from this that the aforementioned groups have no problem with the dangerous and offensive subject matter found on the website. And that begins to make sense, when one finds out that representatives from the groups are involved with Islam Online." (Read the entire story)

I'm envious, I wish Protestants were this peaceful...

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