Friday, December 21, 2007

The Maid & The Madame

Maid: Madam, I would like a raise.

The Madam was very upset about this.

Madam: Now Maria, why do you think you deserve an increase?"

Maid: Well, Madam, there are three reasons. First, I iron better than you.

Madam: Who said you iron better than I?

Maid: The Master said so.

Madam: Oh.

Maid: The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.

Madam: Nonsense, who said you are a better cook than I?

Maid: The Master said so.

Madam: Oh.

Maid: My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.

Madam (very upset now): Did the Master say so as well?

Maid: No, Madam, the gardener did.


SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE!!

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