Maid: Madam, I would like a raise.The Madam was very upset about this.
Madam: Now Maria, why do you think you deserve an increase?"
Maid: Well, Madam, there are three reasons. First, I iron better than you.
Madam: Who said you iron better than I?
Maid: The Master said so.
Madam: Oh.
Maid: The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Madam: Nonsense, who said you are a better cook than I?
Maid: The Master said so.
Madam: Oh.
Maid: My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.
Madam (very upset now): Did the Master say so as well?
Maid: No, Madam, the gardener did.
SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE!!
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