Thursday, December 20, 2007

Fan Mail

Subject: Thank you so much for this blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now you can really feel like you're doing the rest of us a fucking favor. Bravo.

I hate how fucking noble you try and make your blog to be, like you're so damn exceptional that your thoughts should be broadcast to the entire world! People are dying to know what you think about various news topics!

You don't provide news. You don't provide debate. You don't provide anything, except the fanatical meanderings of a republican reiterating the same views Savage and Coulter have already expressed.

And "blonde sagacity" that is sooo clever! Did you come up with that yourself?
How utterly pretentious to use the word "sagacity" in reference to yourself.

Just a quick note to thank YOU for creating a meaningless and one-sided blog!

Here's to clogging up the internet tubes!

Loyal Reader,
Matt Carter of America

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