Busta (oldest son): "At recess today N___ told me there were special places that two boys can go to get married. You can't just do it anywhere, only certain places because a lot of people don't like it."
Ninja (little one): "Nuh-uh. Two boys? Married? That's gross. You're supposed to marry a girl."
Busta: Well, I don't know why but some boys like other boys.
Ninja: "Well...what do they say when they get married? I now pronounce you....GAY!"
Needless to say, I almost peed my pants.