You may have noticed my brief absence from blogging here. I have been developing my new business. I am going into the offset business.
I won't be doing carbon offsets. I really like creating greenhouse gases and don't really want to cut back. That's why I traded my Honda Civic Hybrid in on a Ford Expedition. (grunt, grunt)
I will be offering offsets in multiple categories and will include a price list in this post. For those of you who would like a franchise, they won't be available. However, there will be an honesty offset for those who steal my idea!
|Adultery||$50/occasion (bulk rates also available)|
|Tobacco use||Whatever the pack cost/pack|
|Donut eating||$2/donut or $20/dozen|
|Alcohol use||Are you kidding?|