You might be a redneck

if this statement interferes with your find-a-date program:

"One big problem we have is relationships springing up inside institutions," Little said. "We don't want to encourage someone to come to a prison to hunt for a husband or a wife."

The same article enlightens us further:

Water bras are undergarments lined with pouches of water to enhance bust lines.

I mean, what's wrong with Kleenex?