Tuesday, July 31, 2007

You might be a redneck

if this statement interferes with your find-a-date program:
"One big problem we have is relationships springing up inside institutions," Little said. "We don't want to encourage someone to come to a prison to hunt for a husband or a wife."
The same article enlightens us further:
Water bras are undergarments lined with pouches of water to enhance bust lines.
I mean, what's wrong with Kleenex?

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