So, there's really no way of putting this tactfully...
I want the "Army Strong" messenger bag they are advertising. The one that you get when you go talk to a recruiter, but I want it without having to join the Army.
I know some of you recruiters (CENTCOM, Pentagon employees) out there could probably get me the bag. I figured if I went on the live chat and asked the recruiter, it wouldn't be looked upon too kindly.
If it happens to show up here, I promise I won't tell... ;)