Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Urinal Etiquette



You may have seen this elsewhere, but it is only fair that the women on the site know that this is almost all completely accurate. However, teenage and young adult men might skip any open urinal and head straight for a stall. I have never seen actual violence resulting from the spoken word, but close to it. And NEVER, I repeat, NEVER look at another man's unit while he is urinating. The most appropriate place to look is straight ahead. Looking up is occasionally acceptable.

This is why the better institutions put the newspaper on the wall in front of the urinal. It is best to wait until one has exited the facility to discuss the news, however. NEVER say, "Damn, look at the size of that thing!" No matter what you see in the newspaper!

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