Friday, June 01, 2007
Guest Post by Dr. Tony
Cleavage in the Work Place
Now this is exactly the kind of information we need to be reading. I mean, where else are you going to pick up tidbits like:
While cleavage isn't appropriate in the office, breasts shouldn't be hidden
A study found that women with medium-sized breasts are best perceived by men at work.
Why wasn't I in on this study? Looking at breasts all day, day in and day out, would have been a chore, but, ya know what, I'm up for it. Oops, perhaps a poor choice of words. I mean, I'm a givin' kinda guy, ya feel me? I will do what it takes to make sure the breasts of this world are properly studied!
We are seeing more cleavage these days for a few reasons.
Whatever the reasons, I'm all for it.
Bra fitters tell me that an E cup is the new C cup.
Now, I don't rightly know exactly what that means, but I reckon I'm all for it!
You really have to use your breast power.
Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman!
Squires said cleavage should never make an appearance in the office.
Now just shut yo mouth and mind your own beeswax!
But that doesn't mean breasts should stay hidden.
Well, now that's more like it!