Wednesday, June 27, 2007

The CIA Failed at Poisoning Castro

I'd poison Castro for $150,000. Hey, I took four years of Spanish. A little accent, a lot of cleavage, a few poison pills, a plane ticket and I'm good to go...

Seriously though (well, that was serious too in case anyone from the CIA is reading), I don't get what the big deal over these new declassified CIA documents is. So we tried to have Castro killed?! Wouldn't we be remiss if we hadn't? I'm sure we tried to kill Saddam too and a lot of lives would have been saved if we had succeeded. Hitler, Stalin, Idi Amin and Pol Pot too while we're at it.

I realize that state-sanctioned assassination is serious business, but I am someone that believes the end does justify the means...

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