Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Caption this, well, sort of

OHHH, DAMMIT, Wait a minute! Oh, Here it is.

  • I will keep America on offense in the Terrorists' War on Us.I will end illegal immigration, secure our borders, and identify every non-citizen in our nation.
  • I will restore fiscal discipline and cut wasteful Washington spending.
  • I will cut taxes and reform the tax code.
  • I will impose accountability on Washington.
  • I will lead America towards energy independence.
  • I will give Americans more control over, and access to, healthcare with affordable and portable free-market solutions.
  • I will increase adoptions, decrease abortions, and protect the quality of life for our children.
  • I will reform the legal system and appoint strict constructionist judges.
  • I will ensure that every community in America is prepared for terrorist attacks and natural disasters.
  • I will provide access to a quality education to every child in America by giving real school choice to parents.
  • I will expand America's involvement in the global economy and strengthen our reputation around the world.
How many of our own can we add?
  • I will not sleep with any woman who is not my wife. Well, that depends on your definition of "sleep."
  • I will join the Hair Club for Men.

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