This is an email Nicole Richie sent for her memorial Day Party:
From: Nicole Richie < firstname.lastname@example.org > To: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Subject: Masha and Nicole's Memorial Day Party Date: Thu 24 Ma 2007 04:29:29 +0000
My fellow Americans its that time of year To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer Let's stand together as one, live the American dream Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems Let's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans Even though we have no fucking clue what Memorial Day really means!!
Sunday May 28th, at 2pm
XXXXX Crest Court
Beverly Hills, Ca 90210
There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!
Please make sure to RSVP as this is a large party and we need to keep track of who's coming. Thanks
Apparently people were not amused because she was "thumbing her nose at the people in rehab" --no mention of the having no clue what Memorial Day is all about. Lionel must be proud.
I took time from the teacher's lesson plan to explain Memorial Day to the first grade class I was subbing last Friday (not one of them knew what it was -the closest anyone got was to say "It's something to do with dead people"). I used to be nervous to do stuff ike that, but what's the worse that can happen? They don't call me anymore...?