Parents of a newborn are quibbling over which of their pets gnawed FOUR toes off their newborn...the pitbull or the ferret. My questions: Why were either able to get to the baby? What drugs were the parents on that they didn't wake up after the first toe came off? And why don't we have Parenting licenses again?"The month-old girl was injured December 10 as Mary Hansche, 22, and her husband, Christopher Hansche, 26, slept; they woke up when they heard her crying.
The parents were jailed on $50,000 bond each, charged with child desertion and criminal negligence.
The husband had blamed the dog and told police the ferret had been in its cage all night, Bossier City spokesman Mark Natale said Wednesday. The charges wouldn't change regardless of which pet was involved, Natale said, because the baby "was injured by an animal while in the custody of the parents."
The girl has been released from the hospital and is in state custody." (source) (H/T: Liz)
Fred Phelps International Man of Insanity:
Fred Phelps, "pastor" of the "Westboro Baptist Church" -and I use the terms lightly, has now taken his freak show international. He is making a name for himself in Europe by accusing the King of Sweden, Carl Gustaf, of being gay."Phelps' site calls Sweden "a land of sodomy, bestiality, and incest", and goes on to say: "The King looks like an anal-copulator, & his grinning kids look slutty & gay."
Under pictures of the royals, the site says: "You jackass Swedes just don't get it. Once you have laws to chill Bible preaching, we don't give a rat's tutu whatever else you do or say. You are drippings from the Devil's own penis - a veritable sperm bank for Satan's queers."
The site and its content have infuriated Swedes who have a close bond with their royal family. The government has expressed its concern to the US Ambassador. And, the royals have consulted their lawyers.
Although Phelps could be prosecuted in Sweden it is doubtful he could be extradited." (source)
My Guilty Pleasure Gets Sued:
Yes, I admit it...I read Perez Hilton. It's People magazine on crack. Now an L.A. photo agency is suing him for 7.6 million dollars:
"The suit claims Hilton used 51 photographs without permission, payment or credit, including images of a pregnant Katie Holmes, Kevin Federline pumping gas and Britney Spears showing her, um, assets.
"We've had trouble with a lot of bloggers," X17 co-owner Brandy Navarre told the Los Angeles Times for a story on its Web site. "But he's the biggest, and the most arrogant and pigheaded about it, frankly. "He is stealing our images and costing us money every day," she said.
Hilton, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, said he believes he has done nothing illegal. "I am going to vigorously defend myself," he said. "I am willing to step up to the plate and fight for my rights and fight for the rights of all bloggers."
His attorney, Bryan Freedman, said Hilton has a legal right to make satirical or humorous use of newsworthy photographs. If the copyright lawsuit succeeds, "the effect would be to eliminate the ability to comment on and transform photographs under the fair-use exception to the Copyright Act," Freedman said.
But X17's lawyer, John Tehranian, argued that Hilton "is basically free-riding on the labor and efforts of X17 and its photographers who stay up all night and roam the city." Seven other photo agencies sent Hilton a joint letter demanding that he stop using their photographs but they have not sued, the Times said." (source)
All Bloggers (especially those who use pictures taken from the web -LIKE ME) need to be watching this case and doing whatever they can to support Mario. (Also, I have seen him give photo credits many times -as I do if I know the origin of the picture)



This afternoon word came from "Iraqi and American sources" that despite the 30 days given for Saddam's demise, it would probably take place "this weekend". Now word comes that the hanging is planned for this evening (by 10pm EST).
Someone asked me yesterday where I was and what I thought when I heard that Gerald Ford had passed away... I wasn't sure how to answer because I didn't remember and I felt bad because I didn't really have a reaction. I was too young to remember him as a President and I probably knew more about his wife than I did about him. I do know if he wouldn't have lost the election (because he pardoned Nixon?) in '76, we wouldn't have had to endure 4 years of a "misery index" with Carter... So, feeling guilty I was reading through some news stories and biography pages last night when I came across this quote:
This topic has been on my mind for a long time, but I haven't posted about it because WAY too many people in my life are in this situation and I didn’t want anyone to think I was posting about them (as it could be any one of 25+ people). So I am prefacing this post by saying, on everything I hold dear I am writing this as a generalization --asking questions about an observation I have made over the years and I have NO SPECIFIC person in mind as I write (or no ONE specific person...) So if you’re thinking I wrote this about you, or you, or you—I didn’t... It was actually sparked by someone I only know through association that is mad right now because his 12 year old daughter hasn’t spoken to him in 8 months…
Someone that claimed to be "a U.S. Army Sergeant with 18 months of trigger time in Iraq" sent me an email saying this was the quote that came to mind when they read my blog.
John Edwards was an odd enough choice as a Veep nominee (IMO anyway)...he's a one term Senator (where he voted in favor of the war in Iraq) and a trial lawyer before that. But now we hear (because of a glitch in his website) there will be a second run at being the
Another Icon of the Left Falls...well, he's dead and presumably in hell--so you can't fall much further than that. But now that we have definitive proof (

You would think anyone over 20 years of age would know this, but it seems not so let's reiterate BASIC etiquette (for any day, but especially during the holidays):
...Right before the 9/11 Commission is about to commence, Condoleezza Rice goes and pulls classified documents. She sneaks them out in her socks and underpants. She stashes them under a construction trailer, then retrieves them and tries to light them on fire. She is unaware that people are watching her every move. When she is caught she tells the 9/11 Commission and the American people that they were only "copies" and she didn't really destroy any...they're all there. And the left takes her at her word?
Today's "fun" post (though with all the stress and commitments mounting, fun seems a distant concept...) is recalling for everyone your WORST DATE EVER. I actually just told my mom about mine the other day...
...is no longer George or Joseph --it's Mohammed or Muhammed.
This story stood out because since 9/11 my mom has held fast to the belief that Osama Bin Laden is strolling around Pakistan in a Burqa...even though I've told her he's pretty tall and probably wouldn't pass as a woman... But this story definitely illustrates one of the more nefarious uses of a head to toe covering.
In an interview the other day Ted Turner said that he believes that only women should be eligible for elections for the next 100 years. All levels of political offices.
When I first read the article where Pink is urging us to boycott Marino and Australian wool my stomach turned a bit (I'm no vegan, but I don't want living things to suffer):
For a last minute gift idea: If you have any woman in your life that went through a breast cancer scare or endured the actual diagnosis and treatment...you MUST buy them
Did everyone but me know that Montel Williams was a Marine for 21 years? I knew there was a reason I liked that dude.
I know we've done this before, but these are my very favorite comments to read...and we have some new people that can help out…and I really could use some laughs today...
Sean Penn 12/18/06:
Sixty year old James Worley has a natural white beard and big belly. This almost got him kicked out of Disney World. 
There was actually a country-by-country study of European cup sizes by 'Bodyfashion Promotion'. It seems that Britain took the top slot with Danish women coming in second. Though the Dutch women came in third, the study shows that their breast sizes have increased over the past 20 years.
Do you remember the huge bellow from the left'o'spere last year when Michael Savage riffed about the tsunami saying [the United States should not be sending any aid to the affected countries because they are "hotbeds of radical Islam."] Libs were literally frothing at the mouth...
When WTC victims, Katrina victims, trapped firefighters, surrounded cops and pinned down Marines/Soldiers are rescued it's incredible and uplifting and until they are it's gut wrenching...
Most men didn't look at the big picture when they supported Roe V. Wade... It was the first step in excluding them from parental decision making. It's a woman's body if she wants to end her pregnancy (even if the man objects), but it's the man's financial responsibility if she wants to keep the kid...
So, I knew The Man had "made-out" with someone after we got together (before we were married, mind you, but while we were dating and basically as soon as I went back to England). For some reason I had forgotten this happened and something reminded me of it yesterday, so I was teasing and informed him it was only fair that I be entitled to a retaliatory make-out. 
Those at GITMO are showered with feces, seminal excretions, spit, blood and urine on a near daily basis. They have no recourse against vicious attacks on their person. They have been called horrible names and racial slurs. They are victims of ambushes. They are in danger every day.
With all the whining in the news by CAIR and the ACLU (among other civil rights groups) most people might assume that Muslims were the most targeted in retaliation for their murdering compadres... They would be assuming wrong if they were in the UK.
This story got an resounding "no duh" from me... Most (maybe all) of the people I know that still indulge on a regular basis are definitely loopy in the clinical sense. I know it's a chicken or the egg scenario --Do they still smoke pot in their 30's because it calms their mental illness or did the pot help induce the mental illness?
A week or so ago I 
Did you know his middle name was Hussein? Iraq Hussein Osama? If that's not foreshadowing to a bunch of nothing good...I don't know what is. Then there were some shady real-estate dealings, revelations of drug and cocaine use (can they forgive him when they ride Bush relentlessly for it without appearing too hypocritical?), and the fact that he's a smoker (God forbid!).
"...Naveed Sattar, professor of metabolic medicine at the University of Glasgow, said that oversized clothing should have obesity help line numbers sewn on them to try to reduce Britain's obesity crisis.


Pat La Tray, a veteran of "several wars", says that he doesn't care that people are offended by the Arab that hangs from gallows in his front yard with an American flag piercing his heart --he says He is offended by Americans that don't stand up for the troops...
So I broke down and paid the $4 to rent this at Blockbuster last night. I know I urged everyone to get a bootleg copy so Maggie "I hate America" Gyllenhaal wouldn't get a cent, but the truth be told...I have no idea how to go about getting a pirated movie.
It seems that on top of pulling off the world's best plot and cover up by toppling the World Trade Center and creating a hurricane and planting bombs on the New Orleans 9th Ward levees to kill lots of poor black folks...he has now pulled of the ultimate crescendo--he has caused a Senator to have a stroke...