So, yeah...that picture is pretty much the extent of my costume this year much to the boys' dismay. The Man, on the other hand, decided to partake for some reason unbeknownst to me. The older one is going out as Leather Face (today I am on the hunt for an apron that doesn't say "Kiss the Cook" and fake blood) and the little one a skeleton with a bleeding face. Since I have two boys I was surprised when I read an article a while back in the NYT that discussed how girls' costumes (even very young girls) were all sexed up these days. (My boys get upset when people have "cute" costumes as they subscribe to the actual spirit of the holiday being about ghouls and goblins and not pink ponies.)
"...I noticed that on the outside of every package was a photo of a woman modeling not only the costume, but teetering heels and bras of the push-up variety. The First Lady costume was not, as one might expect, a red business suit, but a pink crepe mini-dress. At least it had the matching pillbox hat. The angel was dubbed “heaven’s hottie.” Even the witch had a slit up her tattered skirt.
My girls were confused. “Where are the monsters?” they asked. “Where are the superheroes?” I pointed weakly to Wonder Woman and her thigh-high boots. “She’s pretty,” said my 4-year-old. Before adding, “You can see her breasts.”
As I watched them scan the selections, soaking in the unspoken message, I remembered my freshman year in college, going to a Halloween party dressed as a pumpkin. My face was painted orange. My torso was covered in fabric stuffed into a wide, round orb. It was not seductive. And it hadn’t occurred to me that it should be. There were no adult pumpkin costumes in the superstores. No vegetable costumes of any sort.
We moved along the aisle. I casually searched for the male equivalent of the Stewardess. Perhaps a Hot Fireman costume? Or maybe Handyman? But there was no Pool Boy. No Sexy C.E.O. There were, in fact, very few men’s costumes at all. A gorilla. A generic monster. A handful of serial killers.
We gave up on the mouse ears. Walking back, I noticed in the middle of the boas and six-inch heels and fishnets hung a Nun costume. It was a floor-length robe with modified wimple. Unlike the other ensembles, which offered bust and hip measurements, it was one size fits most. The price: a modest $9.99. According to the Target Web site, it is a best seller. Probably among men..." (source)
Or this article from the Arizona Central:
"...With names like "Transylvania Temptress," "Handy Candy," "Major Flirt," and "Red Velvet Devil Bride," there is no doubt that costumes marketed to children and teens have become more suggestive.
Such costumes, which typically feature plunging necklines, fishnet stockings, knee-high boots and very short skirts, dominate the display at most costume shops and party supply stores, and parents are having a hard time avoiding them." (source)
Did those of you with little girls find this to be true? I never thought I'd be relieved to be walking around with Leather face, but I can't see that being a pedophile turn on...
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...but I feel I need to weigh in briefly.
When My Space sold to Rupert Murdoch and You Tube sold to Google, most people were thinking "Why can't I come up with a brilliant idea?" Imagine you came up with YouTube and then those guys got the credit and the 1.6 billion dollars...would you be content just knowing you had the viable idea?
For those on the mid to far left that refuse to believe most of the country doesn't agree with you...ponder this:
Life has been so hectic with my new niece, Halloween, Mason's birthday and all my new-found volunteer work that I have neglected a few things...
Second, I wanted to let you all know about NPR. I thank you immensely for all your input and... I decided to do it. As of now I am not sure whether they will run a 3 minute monologue that we did yesterday --or if I'll actually be on live opposite a far-left Philly Blogger. I won't know for sure until later this afternoon. The show is 





The "rebuilding" at Ground Zero has been stalled again. In the past few weeks there has been More than 200 pieces of human remains unearthed at the site. (I can't help but think this would have been a perfect dumping ground for murder victims post-9/11...but I am sure Dick Wolf thought of that first...)
...I know it's wishful thinking, but ohhhh isn't it a sweet thought? As the election draws closer I am just beside myself pondering the stagnant voter pool.
I haven't lost a son in Iraq (which is the reason I "glorify" those that are there), and some may say it's not fair to make comparisons…and everyone grieves in their own way...
I used to be a big Oprah fan. Nothing impresses me more than a woman that beats the odds (tons of odds) and becomes incredibly successful. I still give her much credit for a lot of what she's done with her fame (and money), but I haven't watched her show in over two years.
Last night I was trying to think of all the pros and cons of erecting the (700 mile) border fence that is specified in the
First of all I have to thank Jules Crittenden for introducing me to a new word...I love when that happens. I guess I should also thank my father who, during my childhood, always responded with "look it up" when I asked the meaning of a word I came across while I was reading...

My sister and I often argue because she thinks I "take the man's side" in too many rape allegations... I guess it's because I have known too many women that would use such allegations, not to get the "rapist" in trouble, but to inspire sympathetic and heroic Lancelot-esque feelings in their significant other (or would-be significant other). 
The British Journal of Criminology has just published a report stating that "HALF a billion dollars spent buying back hundreds of thousands of guns (more than 600,000 mainly semi-automatic rifles and pump-action shotguns) had no effect on the homicide rate" in Australia.
Okay, this would be much easier to verbally debate than it will be to write...but here goes, the condensed version:
In all the years I went to Presbyterian Church every Sunday (approximately 20), I never heard a political message from the pulpit.
Sorry, that's still funny.
...There's no room for debate here by the way.
If anyone actually listens, you may have noticed that there was no live '76 Underground last week...
The writers at Barron's, the money people, are predicting the GOP hangs on to control of both the House and the Senate this November... They are making their predictions based on a state-by-state analysis of the races and the money going into them. What they didn't factor in is no matter what the polls say, Democrats are notoriously bad about actually getting to the polling locations…
Bush orchestrated 9/11, the greatest conspiracy of all time, when we can't even keep Valerie Plame and Abramoff a secret.
...That's what lawmakers are calling for after the airing of an American serviceman being killed by a sniper in a video aired on the 24 hour news network.
...and there is yet to be the same level of furor as the the MSM and the left'o'sphere created over the Plame sorta-leak. Why is that do you suppose?
As you all cry and moan that terrorists and murderers are not being handled with kid gloves -and that the accommodations at GITMO (complete with mango chicken and Qur'an hammocks) don't measure up to that of the Waldorf Astoria...
I volunteer at my kids' school library now and I'm really enjoying it (You get to scan all the books with that cool grocery store scanner that I've always wanted to play with...) Of course The Man is thrilled that I finally have a job and it's volunteer...LOL
I am not sure if anyone involved with this movie (that was
On August 17th I wrote a post asking readers
...while Marines face the death penalty at Camp Pendleton.
I know everyone wants to think we have the cure all at our fingertips and it's the evil Bush-machine that's keeping this magic from the people...but aside from the truthful fact that there has never been an embryonic stem cell success (while there have been many using adult stem cells), now new research is yielding information that embryonic stem cells create tumors...
...were on TNT last night and I can't help but wondering what the reasoning is behind this. 
The New York Times was accurate (can you believe I was able to write that) with this headline: