...Can you be driving behind a 3-series Beamer driven by a man in a three piece suit with this license plate:
He was a big man, thankfully he didn't notice me taking the picture in his rearview.
...Can you actually manage to escape a police station from a second story window -then run across a street without looking and get hit by a car. Priceless.
(H/T: PA Water Cooler)