"Angry parents say their children were traumatized, maybe scarred for life, in a bizarre grade school invasion in Kentucky.
Police say a sub-contracted teacher and her husband conspired to steal urine from students, some as young as 4 years old....
Investigators say Teresa Kintigos used her school key to help her husband Nick bypass office security and sneak in a back door.
The couple pleaded not guilty to criminal trespass and identity theft charges. But parents say Nick Kintigos grabbed and assaulted one of the several boys he approached to pee in a cup. "He was grabbed and turned around from the urinal," Neace said. "There was harm done, but no physical injury - so no assault," said Mike Wilson, Greenup County attorney." (source)
...But, wait! the article never says what they wanted with the urine... Were they heroin addicts using it to get methadone? Were they selling it to drug addicts? Did they just have a little kid pee fetish?
I won't even bring up the fact that this woman worked for Head Start...oops.