Bush orchestrated 9/11, the greatest conspiracy of all time, when we can't even keep Valerie Plame and Abramoff a secret.
Bush planned the Iraq invasion before 9/11 because he had such a Daddy complex he had to take Saddam out.
Bush caused Katrina --either with his pipeline to God and infinite control of the weather or his clandestine planting of explosives on the levees.
...and NOW, Bush is controlling OPEC and causing gas prices to drop right before the elections.
Wow, once again, the left has more faith and confidence in our President than I do. Make up your minds Kos Kids...he can't be a dumb chimp and a maniacal genius.