Monday, October 09, 2006

Don't Name Your Kid "Jack"...

Every kid I know named Jack is a bully.

In an effort to keep our dog from being hurt, Busta was beat up by a kid named Jack when he was three. There was a kid in the first grade last year that terrorized everyone...named Jack. And, last week Ninja told me there's a kindergarten bully that is throwing dirt, pushing, tripping and hitting --named? You guessed it...Jack.

Then of course there's Jack the Ripper, Jack Henry Abbott, Jack Ruby, Jack Robichaux --and just maybe these prefixes are no mistake: jackass and jack off...

Just sayin'.

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