...that I came across today in a little local paper down here:
"Selling diamond chipped ring fairly new. White gold 10K. Needs to sell immediately! Will take no less than $30 dollars. Bought at $60. Call [number omitted] ask for [name omitted]. Excellent engagement ring!"
Except for this, it's even better when you read it with a Southern accent... ;)
(Dedicated to Free0352 and "East Coast snobbery" LOL)