Guest Post by Sage
Ever have one of those days when you just don’t feel like facing the traffic, facing the doldrums, facing the boss.
You just want to keep hitting that "snooze" button until the clock breaks?
Of course you do, we all do, what is the answer?
Call in to work with a case of a new malady..."anal Glaucoma!!" Everything else has already been taken like the car won’t start, the clock didn’t work on time, you had to go to your child’s school to meet with the Principal...ad nauseam, ad Infinitum. All used so many times before that they hold as much water as a sieve.
Remember…Anal Glaucoma...it's so new that they will be scratching their heads at work long enough for you to get a couple of day out of it.