Just as Bush conjured the weather in New Orleans to rid The Big Easy of poor Black people...it seems that he also telepathically lured Hezbollah militants to stroll onto Israeli soil and capture soldiers to start a war...
"...It takes chutzpah, as they might say in Haifa, to declare that Hezbollah and Israel wouldn’t be fighting now if John Kerry were president.
Kerry, who did declare that, apparently has more chutzpah than nuance, as it turns out.
"If I was president, this wouldn’t have happened," said the senator from Massachusetts.
"The president has been so absent on diplomacy when it comes to issues affecting the Middle East. ...We're going to have a lot of ground to make up (in 2008) because of it." Because of Bush's focus on Iraq, Kerry said, the president failed to address threats posed by other terrorist organizations.
“He has made it so much worse because of his lack of reality in going into Iraq," said Kerry. And then, "We have to destroy Hezbollah." (source)
Amazing. Once again, the man is neck-and-neck with Howard Dean for most amusing Dem.
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