Thursday, August 10, 2006

Calm Down! The U.N. Has It All Under Control!

Lest you be fretting over the seeming dissolution of the entire Middle East... Don't worry! The United Nations is working feverishly to make things right.

For example, take the arduous meetings that Kofi Annan busied himself with yesterday while missiles were whizzing back and for between Israel and Lebanon...

...Kofi was head to head with --you guessed it, rapper Jay Z!

...Don't you feel better now?

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