Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Lovin' Ted Nuget
Uncle Ted being interviewed by a British journalist about hunting:
"What do these deer think when they see you coming?" [the journalist asked him] "Here comes the nice guy who puts out our dinner? Or, there's the man that shot my brother?"
"I don't think they're capable of either of those thoughts, you Limey asshole. They're only interested in three things: the best place to eat, having sex and how quickly they can run away. Much like the French." (Read the rest of the article)
For any of you that haven't seen Surviving Ted on VH1...it's worth watching just to see the Vegan chick try to live on his ranch. She is truly one of the most annoying people I have ever seen... (And for a laugh, you can read what the vegans have to say about Ted)
(H/T: LtCol J)