Friday, July 21, 2006

Brangelina: Saving the World...

Great (meaning funny 'cause it's true) article about the new and improved, green, humanitarian, altruistic citizen of the world...Brad Pitt:

"...Soon he and Angelina Jolie won't even live on Earth, they'll just dangle above it, in a nursery-equipped Gulfstream IV, sort of the way Brandon Routh's Superman prefers to just float, in the stratosphere, listening acutely, compassionately, for trouble down there, and when he hears it, zoom , down he goes. We were always told that this is what the citizens of the future would do: They would have no fixed address. They would go where needed, constantly, selflessly...." (Read the whole article...it's amusing)

He claims that he's "sick of himself" --well, I'm pretty sick of him too...

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