Sunday, June 04, 2006

Losing Battle

Birds: 1,029 The Man: 0




Our neighbor cut down a HUGE tree a few weeks ago --now hundreds (thousands?) of birds have been displaced and it seems they have decided that our yard is the new place to hang out.

They sit in our blackberry tree and poop on The Man's grill. He cleans it everyday when he gets home -while he screams and curses the birds. He's tried plastic covers, cutting down branches and threats of bodily harm --yet the poop fest goes on...

Now he's looking for BB guns online...

To be Continued.

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