Friday, April 21, 2006

What the Heck is Going on in Oklahoma?!

I feel like every story I do about some weirdo lately has taken place in the Sooner State...

The latest is 45 year old Michael Theleman, who is creating a scene in his neighborhood with a sign posted on his lawn…

"He put a sign in his yard Sunday saying he'll pay $1,000 for a virgin bride between the ages of 12 and 24.

One of his neighbors said she feels like she's living near a pedophile. As of Wednesday, there were no offers.

Theleman said he doesn't understand. He said his grandmother married "a much older man" at age 14.

After complaints, he put up a new sign Wednesday without the ages. The new sign said he's not interested in a "pig-worshipping, heathen, white-supremacist wife."

Stephens County District Attorney Gene Christian said Theleman's sign likely is legal." (source)

Truthfully, the only problem I have is that he didn't start the ages at 18. If he's such a misanthrope that he needs to advertise for a wife, that's on him... And $1000 is not near enough for one of those pretty Russian or Filipino mail brides.

(H/T: Liz)

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