...there are two Jehovah's Witnesses at my door as I type. I swear. It's a man and his wife and they're stalking me. I made the mistake of talking to them once and now they won't go away. I don't understand why either because theologically I buried them last time --I had a verse to counter every one of their points (12 years of Christian school paying off). I have way too much to do for this --but they know I'm home because the damn dog is in the back yard and Ninja keeps looking out the window. Geez, take a hint...Now I have to feel like the jerk.
...also, it's 71 degrees here today and just beautiful. I recommend going through a car wash with Crazy Train at full volume.