For all the blondes (real or enhanced) that have had to listen to "Blonde Jokes" for as long as they can remember...
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.
What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.
Why do brunettes tell blonde jokes?
They have nothing better to do on Saturday nights.
What do you call a brunette whose phone rings on a Saturday night?
Surprised.
Why do brunettes sleep on their stomachs?
Because they can...
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