Saturday, February 18, 2006

A little payback...



For all the blondes (real or enhanced) that have had to listen to "Blonde Jokes" for as long as they can remember...

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.

Why do brunettes tell blonde jokes?
They have nothing better to do on Saturday nights.

What do you call a brunette whose phone rings on a Saturday night?
Surprised.

Why do brunettes sleep on their stomachs?
Because they can...

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