Guest Post - By Free0352

Free Spars with Bin-Ladin
(*STRONG Language Advisory*)

Hello free0352, you are very frightening... Peace be upon you...

Thanks Osama, you’re so polite.

You’re welcome free, Allah be praised. Anyway, I have written yet another letter to the American People. I was wondering if you’d let me read it to you?

Aw come-on Osama! You just drone on and on and on with the Peace-be-upon-him-allah-be-praised-shit. You know god damn good and well I hate that shit.

It is how we Moslems address each others, even our enemies.

Well holy shit dude!? Fine, on with the letter. But if it gets boring I'm gonna have Jpck skull fuck you to death. And believe me, that guy will fuck anything...

"I see, well, here it is."

"My message to you is about the war in Iraq and Afghanistan and the way to end it."

We've got some ideas on how to end it too.

"I had not intended to speak to you about this issue, because, for us, this issue is already decided: diamonds cut diamonds."

Yet here you are Osama. So spit it the fuck out before I shove a goat down your throat.

"Praise be to God, our conditions are always improving, becoming better, while yours are the opposite."

So how's that cave treating you?

"However,"

Yeah, however...

"...what prompted me to speak are the repeated fallacies of your President Bush in his comment on the outcome of US opinion polls, which indicated that the overwhelming majority of you want the withdrawal of the forces from Iraq, but he objected to this desire and said that the withdrawal of troops would send the wrong message to the enemy."

Yeah, running away from you always made you stop killing us in the past, but I'm listening...

"Bush said: It is better to fight them on their ground than they fighting us on our ground."

Oh wait; didn't you say the same thing? Better to kill Americans here, civilians, something like that? Bush is right by the way, but you weren’t. You miscalculated who you were fucking with. I really must complement you however, Osama, every time I’m like, sooo sure you're dead somewhere… you come out with a new tape. You really are a survivor. Liberals in America should be forced to listen to your box set every time they bleat about the war.

"In my response to these fallacies, I say: The war in Iraq is raging and operations in Afghanistan are on the rise in our favour, praise be to God."

Well, the war in Iraq and Afghanistan IS raging, but I'd argue with whose favor this is all in. Ok, enough about the cave... do you miss Ismil the goat, I know you loved fucking him?

"The Pentagon figures indicate the rise in the number of your dead and wounded, let alone the huge material losses."

War does suck like that. Hey! I have an idea, why don't you and your moon god worshiping assholes for Allah followers surrender!?

"To go back to where I started, I say that the results of the poll satisfy sane people and that Bush's objection to them is false."

And I say you are a pig fellating fuck face. But I'd be right and you'd be wrong. And really, even the Donks don't think you're sane. Then again, I've heard a lot of the same arguments made by them coming out of you. Says a lot about your little pointy headed friends at the DNC doesn’t it?

"Reality testifies that the war against America and its allies has not remained confined to Iraq, as he claims."

Yeah, yeah I know. Allah be praised you smacked our own jets into the WTC. We haven't forgotten that by the way. You're like, so dead.

"In fact, Iraq has become a point of attraction and recruitment of qualified resources."

That's great news! I'm glad you told me! So what you’re saying is every Muslim with jihad proclivities is coming to Iraq just so we can kill them. Ah, thanks Osama! Bees be, caugh!, Peace be upon you...

"On the other hand, the mujahideen, praise be to God, have managed to breach all the security measures adopted by the unjust nations of the coalition time and again."

Ummmm... not mine. Not since September 11th. Oh, I see where you're going with this.

"The evidence for this are the bombings you have seen in the capitals of the most important European countries of this aggressive coalition."

We're the aggressive coalition!? You fuckers attacked us in Africa three times, Kuwait twice, Germany once, nearly sank one of our ships and attacked the WTC TWICE and then the Pentagon and all those airplanes and WE’RE aggressive!? There really is no reasoning with you people. May Allah fuck a pig you rag-headed faggot. And whoo-hoo you attacked those pussies in Spain. Big deal. Didn't work out so well for you with Brittan though did it? I think this guy sums it up well-

"As for the delay in carrying out similar operations in America, this was not due to the failure to breach your security measures."

No? It... was because you... HAD... breached them... that you haven't attacked us... Considering how weak they are, if you hadn't breached them by now I've been worried about you. But not to worry Osama, your friends in the Democratic Party have served you all too well. Our boarders are Swiss cheese, and that profiling thing, don't sweat it.

"Operations are in preparation and you will see them on your own ground once the preparations are finished, God willing."

Well, in the words of my humble President... "Bring it on."

"Based on the above, we see that Bush's argument is false."

Kinda like the "Islam is peace," and the "Religion of peace," argument is false? Well again, those are false arguments and Bush is right again! Damn that Bush!

"However, the argument that he avoided, which is the substance of the results of opinion polls on withdrawing the troops, is that it is better not to fight the Muslims on their land and for them not to fight us on our land."

But nooooooo, you had to send your rag-head hajji, fucktards over here and start some shit you won't finish bitch. We're gonna kill you and all your friends. If it were up to me, I'd kill your fucking dirty family and bomb Mecca too. Too bad Bush is such a fucking softy. I would however like you to give me your niece’s phone number, you know, the one on that magazine cover. She's like mad hot.

"We do not object to a long-term truce with you on the basis of fair conditions that we respect."

Wha-ho-hoooo! There it is! Under all your rhetoric, propaganda, and "god be willing," camel shit- there it is. You’re talking tough, you’re claiming you’re kicking our ass... and then waaaay at the bottom you're asking us to quit fucking you- and your dirty little collection of child molesting goat fuckers- directly the fuck up! Well guess what Osama, tuff shit bitch. You're gonna die. You ain't the second coming of Saladin. You are gonna end up a stain on some cave in fucking Pakistan and your homeboy Zarqaui is toast too. So stand the hell by to fucking die sweet-heart cause I got some close personal friends of mine who are gonna send you a fucking daisy cutting love letter. Your boys in the Democratic party tried to give your ilk aid and comfort and fought us real Americans at every turn here on the home front and get us to run away home, but we persevered and here you are on Al'Jazeera begging for fucking mercy. Murtha and Sheehan can't fucking help you now. They aren't gonna stop us NOW anymore than they have in the past... and as far as mercy goes... I'll give you what you gave on September 11, 2001. Fuck you, die slow. The main reason I support The President's authority to torture you hajji fucks is so that if we ever catch you, we can fuck you up "Passion of the Christ" style before some Gitmo Marine puts your bitch ass in a shallow grave with point four-five calibers of love to the back of your fucking skull after strapping a thong to your head, having his dog piss on you and ramming Crisco down your damn throat. I mean, Allah be willing.

"We are a nation to which God has disallowed treachery and lying."

Meheh.

"In this truce, both parties will enjoy security and stability and we will build Iraq and Afghanistan which were destroyed by the war."

I’ve got an offer for you. You can fucking die, and then WE can rebuild Iraq and Afghanistan which was destroyed by the war. Oh wait! We are rebuilding them. I bet that women voting thing really chaps your fucking ass. How IS that cave treating you? Go screw a goat you silly fuck.

"There is no defect in this solution other than preventing the flow of hundreds of billions to the influential people and war merchants in America, who supported Bush's election campaign with billions of dollars."

Do you have any idea who Bush owes to his re-election? You Osama. I'd rather have Kerry and a peaceful Mid East but because of boils on Allah’s pig ass like you... we need a fucking warrior like Bush to send those who defend us over to your neighborhood and fucking kill you. Enjoy that cave, pretty soon you're gonna die there.

Free0352 is a contributor here at Blonde Sagacity and for those of you that don't know him... He is a veteran of the USMC and a Michigan Police Officer. Free has a great sense of humor and is someone I consider a "real life" friend.