Saturday, December 03, 2005
New & Improved "Winter/Holiday Songs": Part I
Hark! The little children sing,
“Glory to every-thing;
Peace on earth, and mercy mild,
Illegal wars reconciled!”
Joyful, all ye nations rise,
Join the triumph of the skies;
With th’whole world proclaim,
“Peace remains a burning flame!”
Hark! the little children sing,
“Glory to every-thing!”
All religions should be adored;
We're not sure who is Lord;
Tolerance is sure to come,
When we accept everyone.
Atheist children you will see;
they're the same as you and me,
Allah also here to dwell,
but no one will go to hell.
Maybe all religious talk should cease!
And we'll just call them Holiday feasts !
No red and green and shiny things,
No mention of the King of Kings.
Some may be offended by,
Talk of God that dwells on high.
Let's celebrate people of Earth,
Forget about a Holy birth.
If this has helped to get you in the neutered holiday spirit --Why don't you send the ACLU a Christmas card... preferably one with Jesus and an abundance of angels on it. (H/T: Alex)
Hey Cool, Jackie Mason is out speaking for the Jews Against Anti-Christian Defamation. He challenges people to find a Jew that is upset with Christmas Celebrations (90% of the country celebrates Christmas).
The War on Christmas - John Gibson
I'm not real good at the whole parody thing --so feel free to submit your own neutered holiday song....!