Saturday, December 03, 2005

My Religious Questions For All...



Born Again Christians:
From my knowledge of Jesus, who he was and what he wanted, he would've disdained judgment. The Bible expressly says hate the sin and not the sinner. I don't think the au-natural crowd has the market on Christ's forgiveness. I don't think God would care if someone had tattoos/piercings or green hair...so why all the puckered noses, the condensation and the judgment that turns SO many away from God when your charge is to bring them to him?

Jews:
You don't believe that Jesus is the Messiah, and you still wait for Savior to come... So how can even one of you support abortion rights?

Catholics:
You do believe that Jesus is the Messiah, so I trust you also believe that in the New testament it says that because Christ came and died we no longer need an intercessor...we can go straight to God ourselves --so why are there still Priests and confession booths (or recited prayer for that matter)?

Muslims:
Just not understanding why any woman would choose to worship a god that allows women to constantly be degraded and subjugated. Would a fair and loving god require women to live this way? Would a man that loved you want you to live that way?

Atheists:
The food chain, the endocrine and reproductive systems, purple orchids and David Beckham...all an accident or cosmic coincidence?

Mormons:
Magic underwear?

Scientologists:

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