12 December 2005
RE: Adopt-a-troll Program
Dear Forward Thinkers:
Last month was national Adoption month and that got us here at the House of Sage thinking about what we could do to support the cause. We came up with our own contribution...December will be Adopt-a-Troll month. That's where you come in.
Are you sick of having your comments erased and your IP address blocked on other right-wing sites? That won't happen to you here. We CRAVE debate in an open forum and you will not be censored. We are asking all conservative sites that censor to send us your trolls --though you all won't be labeled like that here.
Yes, we have some brave progs here that do their best to hold the fort, but they can't all be on all the time. Is it fair to expect them to hold the Evil-Bush-Cheney-Halliburton-Rummy-War for Oil-babykilling-Ruining America banner, while dragging the flag, smashing the nativity scene and burning Bush in effigy all by themselves?!
We wanted to take this chance to open our doors to you and invite you to participate in the Democratic process...
Thank you for your consideration regarding this matter.